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Eclipse

Quite amazing.

The third installment of Stephenie Meyers Vampire saga.

It picks up from the disappointment that was New Moon and continues with the love story bewteen Edward (vampire) and Bella (human).

This installment explores:
1. Bella's affection of Jacob Black.
2. How Bella and Edward will be physically intimate.
3. Bella's determination to become a vampire and a pack she makes with Edward in order for them to remain together forever.
Example #1: New Moon was fucking boring, but thank God i stuck it out in order to get to Eclipse which is truly amazing.
by TrinityLife October 28, 2008
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Ellisse R

the coolest girl you know, men want her, and women want to be her.
That Ellisse R, is so cool.
by fjkd May 3, 2005
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eclipse

More widely known as a "cuntmobile", the Eclipse is the vehicle most often purchased by people who don't know how to spend money, think applying racing stickers constitutes pimping a ride, or who lost all self confidence after being touched by their fathers. Often seen parked in front of chain stores, trailers, and anywhere shitty music is played loud.
"Dude, A and F has a sick sale on accessories for the modern douchebag. Lets take the Eclipse!"

"Mofo says his Porsche can take my Eclipse - He don't know I got four cylinders and a JEGS decal."
by Chip Gremlin April 8, 2008
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ellisse

a pretentious art student who is very self centered and shallow. she is 24 times hotter than anyone you know.
ellisse only paints portraits of herself and gives them away as gifts.
by ellisse January 9, 2005
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Eclipse Fuck

When a man runs around the park nude with the goal to rape as many people as possible but only using his tongue and left foot during a eclipse and only staring at the eclipse
Newscaster Grant Boesing got arrested for doing the eclipse fuck on live television.
by Dick god supreme butt sex August 21, 2017
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Ellipsis

Also called a "rolling period", an ellipsis is when a woman has three consecutive periods across 3 consecutive months without breaks. They are commonly known to make life not worth living as they usually involve extensive amounts of pain in the uterus, and more flow than a fresh mixtape.
Lily: Aw fuck i just started my period right after i got off the last one. Its been flowing for 3 months now!
Kaitlin: Damn girl seems like you got an ellipsis going on down there.
Lily: I need another pad
by TheHoodedShaft September 20, 2017
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mitsubishi eclipse

A womans car. Last year almost 70% of new car registrations of Eclipse in the United States were done by women. Designers of the eclipse admit it was designed with the female market in mind.
Official list of top womens cars

1.Mitsubishi Spyder Eclipse
2.Saturn l-300
3.Toyota Rav 4
4.Mitsubishi Eclipse (not spyder)
5.Land Rover Freelander
6.Ford Mustang (girly car not womens car)

this is not to be confused with Ford Mustang which is not a womans car. It is actually a Girls car, usually seen at drivers ed parking lots. Big difference.
by Ford_Girl July 28, 2009
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