eddy spaghetti

someone who is not a baseball captain.

Baseball player 1 : Hey i heard coach is making someone the new captain.
Baseball player 2 : Yea looks like eddy spaghetti wont be captain for the 4 year in a row lol!

by shitatbaseball June 16, 2017

eddy

Eddy is a guy who is good at basketball. He is kinda nice but he can be mean. He is also smart.

Girl#1”who is that” girl#2”that’s eddy he is smart and good at basketball”.

by einstieniscool February 1, 2018

Eddy

A very shy person, both emo and pastel. Obsesses over many fandoms such as Hamilton and Panic! At The Disco. Afraid of: People, darkness and phone calls. An Eddy has a slight obsession with ice cream and apples.

“Hey Eddy, you wanna do something?”
“Not if it’s around people”

“Eddy, what dis you do this weekend?”
“Listened to Hamilton”

by IObsessOverSmallThing May 18, 2018

Eddy Ladonsky

Twig lookin ass. Likes to make black jokes and gay jokes. Talks about penises a lot.

Eddy Ladonsky is a gay fucking fagot

by Doraisabitch October 12, 2018

Eddy's Mom

A very nice woman until Eddy showed up. She mixes the beans with one chancla and hits Eddy with the other one. All around nice lady, who has aged horribly because of Eddy. She has taught Eddy how to sit at home all day and play Fortnite. Yet she manages to get more dubs than he does. In conclusion Eddy's Mom is a true saint and should be proud for what she has done for our community, by keeping Eddy inside and away from society.

Wow you're mom must be Eddy's Mom, because you are a horrible person. You probably call her a piece of crap.

by Bock Choy November 21, 2018

eddy up

(verb). To "eddy up" means to eat marijuana edibles and enjoy their effect.

I will watch that boring movie with you, but I'm going to have to eddy up for it.
You can't bring your vape to school, the discrete way to stay high is to eddy up.
Jack decided to double eddy up before the long car trip to visit his grandparents, and freaked out one hour into the trip.

by dazed.konfuzed March 4, 2019

Eddy

The act of bringing outstandingly bad luck to oneself and other, against all odds, and creating significant damage as a result. Can be described as « Masterclass Eddy » if it generates three or more unlucky events simultaneously.

- Man, can’t believe it, a pidgeon just dropped a shit on my head!
- Dude, classic Eddy...
- My new suit got trashed, I had to go back home and the elevator crashed. I was stuck for 3 hours !
- Wooow bro that’s a masterclass Eddy !!!

by grippeman March 13, 2019