Eye bath

When you see something that causes you to to recoil and you wish to remove that sight from your eyes.

"I had to take an eye bath after seeing Steve Harvey's 300 pound bodyguard oiled up in just his undies."


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by Luke in FL. January 13, 2009

Eye Vomit

Something so hideous looking, it makes your eyes throw up a little bit.

Did you see those Denver Broncos throwback uniforms? They made me eye vomit!

Lady Gaga's MTV performance was a real eye vomit moment.

by Goggles Paisano, Jr. October 13, 2009

Eye-boink

Checking somebody out, basically. But mainly to imagine having sex with them.

Damn, Dennis Quaid's old enough to be my Daddy... should I really be eye-boinking him this much?!

by BucthCassidy7 April 10, 2010

Eye of the beer holder

The point in time when one gets too drunk to the point where a person holds no standards for the opposite sex

Person 1: Damn why is Joe talking to that ugly chick.
Person 2: He's wasted, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder for him now.

by amcoho October 23, 2012

eye understand

the all-seeing i
...needs u to stand under it

"we're sorry, sir, your account has insufficient balance"
"eye understand"

by YuniQ9 January 21, 2014

Eye hungry

When you go out to eat then look at the menu and come to a realization that you are hungry but order more food than you can actually eat.

As if your eyes were your mouth and they see all the food options and you want all the food but know you can't eat all the food.

"You shouldn't get that extra entree, you're just eye hungry"
"I think I'm eye hungry so I'm not going to get those nuggets"

by roobieboobie September 14, 2017

Eye Shrapnel

The excessive amount of emojis used by thirsty guys whenever they post comments on a hot chick's selfies. Most commonly seen on Facebook and Instagram, they are usually accompanied by misspellings, creepy innuendos, and desperate, cringe-inspiring compliments.

Thirsty guy: "You are the most butiful womon ever!! 😍💯😍 Any man would be so luchy to have you👌🔥👏 So lovely n talented, love to see ur pics 💖💖👍💯🔥💯 Thank you for sharing! 👏👏👍😂🤣 Have👏 a 👏great 👏weekend 👌🔥💯💖💖💪💖🙌💖💯🔥🔥😍🔥🙌💯😍💯🙌💖💖💖!!!!!"

Me: "I'm going to need new glasses after looking at all that eye shrapnel!"

by birthad November 9, 2018