exit scam

When someone build up alot of trust and reputation then scam a big trade.

dude 1: hey dude did you hear the moderator of a trading side scammed a bunch of people for alot of money
dude 2: yeah it was an exit scam

by vaginastimulator69 November 17, 2017

Austrian Exit

When you crap in someone's toilet leaving a turd on the shelf without flushing, and then leave without saying goodbye.

"Where's James gone?"
"not sure, I'll have a look"
"maybe he's in the toi.. oh god, he's totally austrian exited us"

by Chris Corden February 16, 2015

Existence

Something you will search up when you're having an existential crisis.

Kid: Mom, what is my existence?
Mom: Welcome to the club. We all here are suffering.

by Suck my piano June 23, 2019

fornicate my existence

a fancier and funnier way of syaing "fuck my life"

-Dude i just did your ma

-Fornicate my existence

by Don L December 9, 2008

existence is pain

Its true

Meeseeks: Existence is pain
Other meeseeks:Well said

by A retarded fuck May 14, 2018

Epistemology

The study of knowledge. It is the study of how you know what you know and how you came to know.

I learned about epistemology from a course on adult development.

by Doctor of Philosophy August 21, 2009

Total Existence Failure

When something malfunctions by virtue of not existing at all. Taken (but not precisely) from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". In the original usage, a spaceship existed for a while and then spontaneously disappeared.

Bob: Can I borrow your car?
Bill: Nope. Sorry. It's having a total existence failure.

by Al Benedict October 22, 2009