by Gertist January 24, 2024
Get the Bombastic Family Executionmug. by jake winn January 13, 2010
Get the executablenessmug. A fringe subgenre of the totally real* musical movement known as Steamcore, characterized by an unholy alliance of industrial chaos, absurd performance art, and oddly specific sound requirements.
A proper PESC track must contain:
The sound of wet meat being slapped (meat drum, steak percussion, etc.)
Throat chanting in any language (preferably unknown)
Vague, alien-sounding nouns and verbs
At least one coherent spoken line that makes sense grammatically but has zero context
Screams, bells, or random telephone rings
At least one unorthodox instrument (e.g., tires, coat hangers, ball-peen hammers, spoons)
Steam noises, because Steamcore
Something called a polyphonic rupture, which nobody understands but everyone agrees sounds important
PESC is allegedly post-execution because it’s “what music sounds like after the final curtain,” according to self-declared genre prophet Fateswhim.
*Totally real in the same way Bigfoot’s Spotify is real.
A proper PESC track must contain:
The sound of wet meat being slapped (meat drum, steak percussion, etc.)
Throat chanting in any language (preferably unknown)
Vague, alien-sounding nouns and verbs
At least one coherent spoken line that makes sense grammatically but has zero context
Screams, bells, or random telephone rings
At least one unorthodox instrument (e.g., tires, coat hangers, ball-peen hammers, spoons)
Steam noises, because Steamcore
Something called a polyphonic rupture, which nobody understands but everyone agrees sounds important
PESC is allegedly post-execution because it’s “what music sounds like after the final curtain,” according to self-declared genre prophet Fateswhim.
*Totally real in the same way Bigfoot’s Spotify is real.
“Bro, this track slapped — literally, there’s a guy hitting steaks in 7/8 time over a steam hiss while someone in the background keeps yelling about moose prophecy. 100% Post-Execution Steamcore (PESC)”
by Hollis Gearwhistle August 8, 2025
Get the Post-Execution Steamcore (PESC)mug. When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.
Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"
John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
by Shenaniganz13 February 8, 2023
Get the Executive Tongue-punchmug. Allison America Beatris Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon
Allison America Beatris Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
Get the Allison America Beatris Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeonmug. by hellodic*tionary June 14, 2021
Get the Executionalmug. I will execute.
by The Hilarious Anonymous Guy November 18, 2022
Get the Executemug.