Ethan

A kid that when he has his bangs down and not swept to the side looks like a bar code, somewhat Filipino and has worn a Vietnamese rice farmer hat screaming "ching chong" cause he's uncultured

"Hey, you know that kid Ethan?"
"Yeah last time I remember wasn't he dating Ashley"
"Oh dude, I gotta go tell Monolith about this"

by Monolith Morningstar June 18, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a person who loves Froot Loops. He is funny. He also known as Drtastyloops.

Person#1 ETHAN YOU ARE A FROOT LOOPS LOVER

by DrFlimFlam May 8, 2018

Ethan

An all-around perfect gentleman who never ceases to surprise and amaze you. The kind of guy who you swoon over and who makes your heart melt into a puddle when he looks your way. A boy that really knows how to treat his girl with dignity and respect and who always makes her feel important and loved.

Ethan is the best kind of boyfriend any girl could ask for.

by jamilynhall March 12, 2018

ethan

ethan is awesome and everyone likes him.taven baffour jaylin jaron and every girl loves him yup hes awesome

ethan is sooo great,said semaijah

by mariasan December 10, 2018

ETHAN

Ethan is smart and silly and is very good at sports. He has amazing hair and big blue eyes. He makes you laugh and you always want to hang out with him.

He's an Ethan.

by Ehanuuu November 27, 2018

The ethan

A guy that is illegal in 69 countries in the world! If you see him you need to run as fast as possible. He commits over 150 crimes a day. RUN WHILE YOU CAN

The ethan was hunting me.

by Other Ethan November 4, 2021

Ethaning

The action used when distracting your teachers in class to make them go off-topic so they don't notice you're not doing work.

"Hey Mr.___ have you seen the new Batman movie?"
"Yeah, it was really good... WAIT A MINUTE."
"?"
"Don't start Ethaning me, get your work done.

by arnavjohn February 28, 2022