Future Endeavors

A euphemistic corporate term used in farewell emails, most notably to indicate to the entire company someone's ass got fired.

Please be advised that as of last Friday, Bill is no longer employed by the company. We would like to thank Bill for his contributions to the organization over the past 5 years and wish him well in his "future endeavors".

by ITALUS February 22, 2013

Elder McKinley

Mckinky; gay

“Being gay is bad but lying is worse!” Elder McKinley, the gay, lied.

by Dear_Zoe_Murphy October 25, 2018

Endebros

When a person is known to be an asshole for being associated to a cancerous community

Person: "Man who's Endebros?"
Obama: "Endebros exists in a Project JoJo community, he fucking sucks man"

by Yugoslavianmaster75 March 6, 2021

elder goth

A goth who has been part of the subculture since it originally came about, or a goth over the age of 40.

Eriks dad is an Elder goth

by Solinium May 30, 2008

gay midget elderly porn

The greatest thing in the history of the world

I just jacked off to that gay midget elderly porn

by Andy you suck July 20, 2016

I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012

endeavoured

To be fired or terminated from one's job. Originated from the WWE wishing someone well on their future endeavours on their website whenever a wrestler was fired.

Did you hear that Ken Kennedy was endeavoured last week?

by GaTechGrad June 19, 2009