Eggplanting

The act of getting a boner

Friend one: "Damn, look at all this fine booty, dude I'm totally eggplanting"
Friend two: "Same, dude, same"

by Jill_Bree16 March 5, 2015

Eggplant+Peach

A simple equation to say when your referring to anal sex

Hey honey want to solve the equation of Eggplant+Peach?

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Eggplantish

Something that will bring you joy, but at the same time pain.

Your t-shirt is totally eggplantish......
You know what is eggplantish? YOUR FACE!

by cheezy wonton August 10, 2010

Eggplantress

A black mistress

Gonna hook up tonight with my eggplantress, hope my wife doesn;t come looking for me!

by PierGuy March 2, 2011

Eggplantasaurus

This is the name for anyone who has ever danced with an eggplant or various other objects of fruit/vegetables on their heads

She was such an eggplantasaurus at the party last night...my fridge was empty by the time she finished her little act.

by Shamsam August 14, 2010

basket of eggplants

A small group of niggers maybe 3 or 4

"This is the goddamn United States of America; you can't even go in a fucking Denny's without seeing a basket of eggplants carrying on at the table next to you!!!"

by Mr.Pooper sex January 21, 2010

eggpants

Originated on a warm drunken summer's night in Gaithersburg, MD. The man, the myth, the legend. The eggpants...

Jodi messed up his name so badly...we have decided to name him eggpants.

by KMA December 10, 2004