Duck

Truly the greatest creatures to ever walk the face of the earth. With outstanding levels of intelligence, these birds have ideas far beyond our understandings.

Person 1: Wow, those ducks truly are amazing.
Person 2: I know, right?

by 🦆 The Duck King 🦆 September 11, 2022

duck

The autocorrect for "fuck" on iPhones

Person A: duck you
Person B: what?
Person B: fuck* sorry auto correct

by hushushanon March 31, 2015

The duck

While having sex if the women does not cooperate then you drag her into the middle of a creek and throw a rock at her head. Once it hits her you yell duck to warn her it’s about to hit her

“Hey Marrisa, duck”
The duck includes a rock and sex

by Da duckus December 21, 2020

duck

well…
a duck!
you know, the ones that go “quack, quack”

Someone: I saw a duck yesterday.
Someone 2: Lucky!

by lavenderschmavender September 11, 2022

Duck

One who is a dick about typographical errors.

Person 1: Dr Christensen deducted two points from my term paper because spell checker changed "Albrecht" to "Albert" in one instance.
Person 2: oh man, he's such a duck.

by Seanfolly7 May 5, 2018

Duck

what you get when your phone autocorrects "fuck"

Get the duck out! *fuck

by lateisbait February 22, 2017

duck

a random youtuber that makes whatever content that he wants but his best friend joey has one to called joey8809

idiot 1; have you seen the duck
idiot 2;yes
idiot 1;do you like his content?
idiot 2;kinda

by Josephofthe12yearolds December 29, 2021