Ducks

Ducks are the meaning of life, and the best thing that ever happened to this earth.

I went to church today I worshipped Ducks

by DucksWillRule October 26, 2020

The duck

While having sex if the women does not cooperate then you drag her into the middle of a creek and throw a rock at her head. Once it hits her you yell duck to warn her it’s about to hit her

“Hey Marrisa, duck”
The duck includes a rock and sex

by Da duckus December 21, 2020

Duck

One who is a dick about typographical errors.

Person 1: Dr Christensen deducted two points from my term paper because spell checker changed "Albrecht" to "Albert" in one instance.
Person 2: oh man, he's such a duck.

by Seanfolly7 May 5, 2018

Duck

Chicken but better.

"Bro, look at that cute duck at the pond!"

by Cracktard July 26, 2021

duck

quak

duck: quak
john: dang dude thats a nice duck

by qwigger December 23, 2021

duck

well…
a duck!
you know, the ones that go “quack, quack”

Someone: I saw a duck yesterday.
Someone 2: Lucky!

by lavenderschmavender September 11, 2022

Duck

what you get when your phone autocorrects "fuck"

Get the duck out! *fuck

by lateisbait February 22, 2017