drunk fact

a statement one says when they are incredibly drunk that they believe to be true, but no one believes them

Doug: "80% of alcohol poisoning transports to the hospital are girls."
John: "Doug, wtf, that's so not true. It's another one of your drunk facts."
Doug: "Dude, it is. Look it up."
John: "Whatever man, you're so drunk! haha"
Doug: "No, dude- you don't believe me? I swear, bro, you can look it up!"

by SLUXC'12 December 15, 2010

bitty drunk

A special level of drunk achieved by ridiculously cute bitties.

1. Drew, if you don't show, we're gonna get bitty drunk and thennnnnn find you.

2. Damn there's lots of bitty drunks up in hurr.

by avchoy December 21, 2010

Drunk Cliff

When during drinking,you are tipsy or manageable and suddenly the alcohol hits you hard and you become very drunk and fall off the drunk cliff and become unmanageable

Saturday I was out drinking and one minute I was fine,next I fell off the drunk cliff

by MoMoRob March 24, 2010

drunk tank

Chiefly US slang. Police custody cell, in particular, where the drunk and disorderly are held until sober.

"It was Christmas Eve babe. In the drunk tank, an old man said to me..." Lyrics from "A Fairytale Of New York" by The Pogues.

by gavaan September 7, 2005

sleepy drunk

When youre so so tired you act kinda drunk, even tho you had no drinks at all.

You say stuff that make no sense and sometimes dont even remember you said it.

Dani: so yesterday you answered my text saying "my my girl?" Like wtf was that?
Larry: Really??? I had no idea, im sorry. I guess i was sleepy drunk...

by shrekie<3panda April 3, 2010

Drunk Friends

A person with whom you appear to be great friends with while drunk, but the next day you don't even acknowledge that you know each other.

I went into the night not knowing anyone, but when I left I was drunk friends with half the people there. I gave most of them hugs when I left.

It was pretty awkward at school today. I was drunk friends with Jack last night, but I didn't even say hi to him at school.

by irishrugby77 January 18, 2011

Happy Drunk

A person whom one enjoys being around when intoxicated.
If someone is funny, they are usually funnier as a happy drunk.
The opposite of an angry drunk.
Happy drunks tend to talk a LOT and are impossible to shut up.

Guy: "dude, that brunette chick from last night rocked!"
Other Guy: "Yeah man, she's such a happy drunk, it's awesome!"

by erkdoodle January 20, 2009