drowning

Suffocating in water. This is usually lethal for humans if this occurs for an extended period as this will cause a lack of oxygen, which may also cause brain damage, or even (brain) death.

Unable to get a grip on the board, this guy's inability to swim caused him to start drowning.

by elaboratescanner04 October 11, 2023

Drowningly

The opposite of “Swimmingly”. “Drowningly” suggests that the time was terrible, where as “swimmingly” usually means it went well.

“The road trip went drowningly”

by Poopwizardd1 April 11, 2024

Van Dorning

Taking things way to far

The man was Van Dorning when he brought a pocket constitution into class.

by mynameisntmax December 19, 2013

land drowning

When some has no banter and all of the moisture is taken from the air

Han has killed a lot of people through land drowning

by Sling slong July 15, 2016

Closet Drowning

When you are in the closet (talking about your sexuality) and you have been in there so long that you're drowning in all the cum from your countless masturbations because your too alone to have sex with anyone/anything else.

Person 1: Yo, Sam has got to come out the closet soon, everyone know it
Person 2: Yeah, at this rate he'll start closet drowning

by BlackJayd April 20, 2018

Liver Drowning

Infamous drinking game that is typically held in frats nation wide. The rules are simple, the first person to need a stomach pump loses not only the game and their dignity but also the privilege of having a working liver. This should not be confused with a drowning liver.

Chad: Bros who's up for a game of liver drowning?
Cam: I can't I lost last week and can never drink again.
Chad: Bro why such a PUSSY?!

by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019

koury.drowning

the greatest tiktoker alive

dan: do you know koury.drowning?
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by idiot apple July 1, 2021