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Donese

On The Brightest Day Of Heaven When The Planets & Stars Were Perfectly Aligned A Donese Was Made. A Donese Is Every Man’s Dream Her Beauty Is Unmatched, Her Skin Is Flawless & Radiant, Her Smell Is Intoxicating & Drives Men Wild, Her Smile Is Electric & Her Eyes Are Hypnotic. Rose Petals Should Thrown Beneath Her Feet As She Walk’s. Her Body Is Curvy & She Has ALOT OF ASS, & She Is Drop Dead Gorgeous She is Smart, Independent, & Paid To Sum This Shit Up She Is The She Is Pure Perfection, And The Absolute Definition of Black Fucking Excellence And U Need To Find You One And MARRY HER ASAP.
Donese You Are The Woman I’ve Dreamed About My Entire Life.
by The Realist Nigga Alive March 15, 2022
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doneski

Similar to but not exactly like Donski. Doneski refers to when something or someone or many someones are done with/finished/over
My Grandmother is Doneskis. After he broke the tackle, Toomer was Doneskis. I ate so much, I was Doneskis. After the Grand Slam, the mets had a huge lead and the Phillies were doneskis.
If I don't pass this test I am doneski. Once Clemens walked into that courtroom, he was doneski.
by Dave Doneskis March 4, 2008
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drone

Kind of a little robot not controlled by man. With several functions, like repairing, shooting and scouting. The drones can have certain prefixes like repair drone and sentry drone.
1. Thanks to the repair drone circling my humvee it got repaired and was ready to go!

2. Becoz of the sentry drone on the roof I couldnt come through.
by drone May 13, 2005
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Donesies

Hey Snow, Your bathtubs unclogged from that kid puking in it, Donesies
by Jeeeh July 10, 2010
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Drone

One of those flying things in Halo that can really get irritating when they form swarms.
Covenant word: Yan'me
by i_anonymous December 7, 2004
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Management Drone

A facsimile of a manager who mindlessly follows orders from upper management regardless of how ridiculous, arbitrary, contradictory, or counterproductive they may be. If an employee attempts to point out the flaws in one of an MD’s painfully short-sighted and dim-witted decisions, an MD will either continuously repeat one of their several pre-programmed phrases until the employee gives up on the argument, or they will respond with only a blank stare that seems to say “error, file not found.” To say that a MD is a puppet is to insult the freethinking and decision-making abilities of a puppet. MD's have absolutely no job-related skills or people skills. They are often seen wandering aimlessly among employees and customers. If asked for help, they will automatically find the nearest employee and make them help the customer so as to appear preoccupied and attempt to conceal their monumental incompetence. Many times MD's will turn to employees for help with things that should in fact be required of management to know. They will also sometimes steal ideas of employees and make them their own usually after telling the employees the ideas were not feasible. They are the source of all miscommunication, stress, failures, and negativity in the workplace, yet are never fired. MD's can be found in nearly every major corporation and, like roaches, will probably never be totally eradicated. Not to be confused with actual (good) managers.
MD: Hey, why isn't Bill here?
Employee: Why are you asking me? Didn't you make the schedule? If he called in it's not like he'd talk to me, he'd have to talk to you.
MD: But, where is he?
Employee: I don't know! Anyway it doesn't matter, he's not here.
MD: But he should be, shouldn't he?
Employee: I give up.

MD: We're going to put labels on the items we're selling near this display.
Employee: Hey, I had that idea a month ago. You told me it would look tacky.
MD: *blank stare*

MD: I need you to stay late because we're getting busy. You have to take a long lunch though so you don't get any overtime.
Employee: I wouldn't have to do that if you'd let me go early when we're not busy instead of giving me a bunch of meaningless busy work.
MD: Yeah... well we need you to stay late because we're busy. You have to take--
Employee: SHUT UP! You're the reason people get shot at work by disgruntled employees.

Employee 1: There goes Pete, isn't he a manager?
Employee 2: No, he's just a management drone. Get Sherri, she's an actual manager.
by MastaRoe March 21, 2011
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Donescore

1) To have reached ones limit. Generally refers to the physical forced stopping point of alcohol consumption,and marijuana smoking that results from mass consumption.
2) Also synonymous with 'destroyed', 'wrecked', 'totaled.'
"No more tequilla man, im donescore"

"Oh @#$^ Johnny got hit by that car, he's donescore man."

"Johnny donescored himself tripping down the stairs drunk. Damn he looks like it hurt."
by Mike Hofweller February 13, 2007
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