Dread fart

Noun: a fart that was meant to be silent, but after release results in immediate mortification and humiliation by the party involved.

My wife and were quietly in bed when she released a dread fart and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Toyboy78 July 21, 2022

ahh dreads

(_____ ass dreads) used after saying a comical situation/phrase/audio to emphasize the goofiness of the hair

bros got “no more mister nice guy” ahh dreads

bros got “I’ll show you how great I am…great I am…great I am” ahh dreads

my guy has “up, up and AWAYY!” ahh dreads 💀

by clinically insanity January 22, 2024

Butthole dreads

Hair around your butthole that catches remnants when wiping. It then knots up and mats into a greasy dreadlock of a mess.

Ouch! My butthole dreads look super cool,but living on the streets has a few dreadful pains in the ass though,lol. I'm thinking about shedding these bottom dwellers. Didn't Weiner dogs hunt rats in the past? Do You think your dog , chomper, can help me? j.k Ugh!I'll call my mom again.

by Essteffun b.s. Steffansen June 25, 2018

Wet Dread

Wet Dread is when you have dreads and you’re being intimate and you get so sweaty that your dreads get wet. Aka Wet Dread

Girl: Oh babe you have wet dread.

Guy: Figures. That always happens when I get going.

by RawrrrrrxD June 26, 2018

Transhuman Dread

Transhuman dread feels like a paralyzing, overwhelming fear that causes a person's mind and body to freeze. It's the visceral reaction to witnessing something that appears both human and impossible, like a being that is unnaturally large, fast, and powerful moving with the speed of a predator. This fear can be so intense that it leads to a loss of motor control, such as freezing in place or involuntary loss of bladder and bowel control.

"Transhuman dread. Aximand had heard iterators talk of the condition. He’d heard descriptions of it from regular Army officers too. The sight of an Adeptus Astartes was one thing: taller and broader than a man could ever be, armoured like a demigod. The singularity of purpose was self-evident. An Adeptus Astartes was designed to fight and kill anything that didn’t annihilate it first. If you saw an Adeptus Astartes, you knew you were in trouble. The appearance alone cowed you with fear."

by Blyceemus Gigagantorus November 16, 2025

ahh dreads

A term for someone who’s dreads look like something else instead of being a dread and being joked about, this started in TikTok like everything, and the saying is in quotation marks to mock them

Person 1: “your dreads if you scroll” ahh dreads💀

by An illegal beaner🌮 March 22, 2024

nonchalant dread head

A boy wit dreads who doesn’t give a fuck.

“i have a crush on a boy with dreads” “i bet he’s a nonchalant dread head”

by Iamblack June 9, 2024