Don't let the door hit you on the ass

This means the same thing as, "Beat it," or, "Get the hell outta here," or, "Yeah, the door is this way, pal."

When Wayne's job interview was going poorly and he had a fight with the interviewer, the interviewer kindly asked him to leave by saying, "Yeah, Don't let the door hit you on the ass, buddy."

by Billthrill1 April 21, 2007

girl next door

Every guy may have his specific girl-next-door prototype, but in general, she's the girl whom you always admired from afar and were afraid to approach, fearing that any erotic projection toward her would ruin her image as a decent, pure and almost virginal womanly ideal.

She's (in your mind at least) untrodden ground; unspoiled by other men and so sweet-natured it almost frightens you to think of her in explicit sexual situations. Almost. Here's another example: Picture your sister's best friend from when you were kids. In your mind she'll always be that 10-year-old cutie who played with you in the park. Only, when you catch up with her 10 years later, she's still a cutie, but all grown up and someone you can trust and connect with on so many new levels. The intrigue grows.

Similarly, she could be a friend's cousin whom you met at family occasions over the years. Or even a new employee at work who is shy and unassuming, but still gives you that "she seems so nice, I'd love to talk to her" feeling.

Think of Renee Zellweger's character in Jerry Maguire

by Ask Men February 26, 2005

back door man

the man that some ones wife is seein on the side. usualy came to the back door to avoid any other house wives seein him.

jimmy the pool boy is my back door man

by jojo the flying monkey January 5, 2004

Door Locker

When you are locked out of your own room by someone who is making an attempt to get laid. This person usually will not let you in the room no matter the circumstances.

Man, That Mike is such a door locker. I had to sleep out in the hallway, and he didn't even get laid!

by MBL December 30, 2007

Door Slapped

The situation in which a person squeezes through a door before it closes instead of pushing it open for you.

*Lady walks in through door*

Meanwhile...
*Other Lady speed walks in without pushing it open*
Me: WTF that hoe just door slapped me

by DE1337ME December 6, 2009

dooray

oh my god!

Dooray look at those sexy ass bitches!

by geoffcam April 9, 2012

doorbitch

In the home party (aka homepar, homepah, homepa, HP) culture, especially in Asian countries like Malaysia, Thailand, and Taiwan, a doorbitch is the person assigned by the homepar host to verify if the person is actually invited or not. The invitation comes in different forms, most commonly, a wrist band or an FB event invite.

The doorbitch must be by the door at all times and responsible for many things, including but not limited to the following:
- primary contact person to the venue
- the person who opens and closes the venue door
- must verify the guest is on the guest list
- makes sure that the plus-one of an invited guest has been given approval by the host to join the homepar
- ensures that the volume of the homepar from outside is within acceptable limits
- has the power to deny or accept a person at his own discretion
- must monitor the homepar's headcount
- report any commotion to the host within or outside the venue, and
- ensures everyone's safety

The term was first used by D.To in a homepar setting during the Divine Bliss Resurrection events in Malaysia last August 2018.

Dude 1: Do you already have an invite to tonight's homepar?
Dude 2: Yeah, I do. I also know the doorbitch, I can plus-one you.

by d.to January 21, 2019