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DOOF

Your lucky if i dont DOOF you in your head
by Chrissy_louisee February 5, 2018
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Doof

A doof Is a dumb ass who can’t do anything right.

By Glorious notorious
Example think of Phineas Ferb Perry the platypus versus Doofenshmirtz Doofenshmirtz is dumb because he can’t beat the fucking platypus.
by Glorious notorious December 2, 2020
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Doof

A doof Is a dumb ass who can’t do anything right.

By Glorious notorious
Example think of Phineas Ferb Perry the platypus versus Doofenshmirtz Doofenshmirtz is dumb because he can’t beat the fucking platypus.
by Glorious notorious December 2, 2020
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poof doof

when all the gayest cunts go to the same bush doof
by fuckendicksauceyacunt November 5, 2020
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dilly doof

a dilly doof is someone that is remarkably silly or stupid in a funny way. Take the old english word for remarkable, dilly and combine it with the german doof (short for doofus), or a stupid person, and you have a remarkably silly person, a dilly doof.
Think of the main character in the movie Elf, 'oh nooo, I am such a dilly doof'. A husband that forgets to put down the toilet seat, 'dammit I am such a dilly doof'. Guy locks himself out of his own car... mumbles 'dilly doof' under his breath.
by VanBoardBike March 17, 2021
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Doof Residue

An internalized beat or rhythm following a multiple-day-festival, which persists in the mind of a person for sometime after the music has ended.
Gary is usually a straight talker and square walker but given the pulsing pelvic thrusts and deep hip gyrations that flourish from his every step, I'd say that fella has a hint of doof residue still in his system.
by BigThompson December 16, 2012
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doof

Ugly-ass member of the dooficial Doof Clenas Motorcycle collective who smells like vomit and drips of human excrement. Also known to have a brain the size of a coffe bean. Doofs are known to constantly make fools out of themselves trying to prove they have a brain larger than an almond sliver, but are always put in their rightful place by their arch-enemy, the GazintA's
That doof needs to take his weekly bath. His body odor is as foul as his breath today
by GazintA December 10, 2012
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