TV Dinner

(1)Food that was very popular in the 50's, now degenerated into something similar to dog food. Usually placed in a microwave for 3-5 minutes.

(2) May be used to describe easy-to-make food.

(3) Can also be used to demean someone's cooking.

"Hey, there's a chicken nugget in my brownie!"
"Green beans and gravy?"
"Whoa, the plastic wrap's caught fire!"
"I bet you couldn't even make a TV Dinner."
"This tastes like a TV Dinner"

by Anon319 October 18, 2007

christine o'donnell

1) Republican Party nominee for Delaware's 2010 Senate Election

2) Sarah Palin 2.0

If Christine O'Donnell get elected, all hell will break loose in Delaware.

by thatweirdkiddownthestreet October 22, 2010

dinnerot

Because they won’t let you say faggot on I funny anymore.

“ Look at that dinnerot in that meme.” “Lol stupid dinnerot.”

by BamBamJenkins October 1, 2020

Glenwood Dinner Rolls

The act of half cooking normal dinner rolls in the microwave, then half cooking the rest in your ass, then serving the smashed and shit smelling roll to your guests. Has been a Glenwood, Iowa tradition for years.

Bill-"Honey, these have to be the best Glenwood Dinner Rolls I have ever had in my life, the one problem is they are pretty warm, but smashed and smell a lil shitty."

by Glenwood's Finest October 22, 2011

Dick Dinner

When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.

Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.

Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.

Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.

by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016

having dinner with gorillas

A useful, go-to mental technique useful to increase one’s tolerance of otherwise intolerable social events.

When I’m stuck with people who are exceedingly dull, I’ll pretend I’m having dinner with gorillas and suddenly I’m having the time of my life!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

döner

1. Turkish street food similar to a gyro found all over Germany, France, and Italy, which usually contains meat shavings from a giant rotisserie along with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and special dressings wrapped up in a thick pita.

2. The sensation that occurs when one discovers a döner after starving for many days in Europe due to overpriced tourist food. This sensation usually leads to an erection for males and is thus a portmanteau of boner and döner.

1. Oh my god, I could go for a döner right now.

2. I think I just got a döner.

by Zebulon Pike September 3, 2008