Don’t fear, varli is here

The tik tok star varlicious’s catch phrase

Aira: yummalicious!
Random kid: yEeHaW *takes away donut
Varli: *grabs donut back and pull the thief back* don’t fear, varli is here

by Varli is queen May 28, 2019

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I don’t eat pussy

1. The words a man can say to a woman that will ruin their relationship, turns him from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a gay guy or a straight woman would say.

Louise: on a scale of one to ten, how good would you say you are at eating pussy.
Kevin: I don’t eat pussy, that’s gross.
Louise: I’m sorry but you’re not my type.

2. Adam: I don’t eat pussy, I suck dick.

by nutella137 July 18, 2020

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Frisee It, Don’t Spray It Burger

A burger that comes with frisee

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Frisee It, Don’t Spray It Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018

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Don’t piss me off

When someone says a silly question where the answer is definitely yes. Can also happen when a peng ting walks past.

“Hey g do you want a lager?”

“Don’t piss me off”

by Cmong6969gees August 27, 2019

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Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties

Noun: Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties is the seven grandad of porno video games (yes retards of the interweb those actually #existed) and it is a faggy shitmix of what you would expect 80s attempt emulate pornhub. Plumbers Don’t Wear ties was an epic fail and nearly bankrupted its creator just like 2 girls one cup game ended it’s creator. Thanks to its failure no more shitty porn games were released to horny teens.

Jacob: Yo glen you ever heard of Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties?

Glen: Only pedophiles and bitches play that game.

by ThyTrueWhorelord July 05, 2019

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