Crippled Dolphin

The act of having intercourse with a woman doggie style, and while inserting the penis into the vagina pull out and slam your penis into her ass. The noise and motions she makes are similar to a crippled dolphin.

Dude I just gave a chick a crippled dolphin and she jerked back and her asshole almost ripped my cock off.

by Morgrave December 7, 2010

netted dolphin

When a guy tries to put his penis in a girls ass and she turns her head back denying entry and makes the sound "ehh ehh" (Dolphin Sound)

I tried to put it in my girls butt, but she gave me the netted dolphin.

by J Tear Knee January 15, 2008

Human Dolphin

Name for a girl whos laugh is so obnoxious it sounds like a dsolphin. Usually used to describe the laugh of a valley girl.

"Zoe Hamilton-Smith needs to stop laughing like a Human Dolphin"
"i know! I wanna just slap her in the face!"
"At least she would shut up

by Palmer Ridge Locker Talk May 19, 2009

Wet Dolphin

A douche put in a males rectum and released/ Squeezed/ opened right before he achieves orgasm.

Bob wondered if a Wet Dolphin would have a similiar effect as a prostate massage.

by Mr. S Burns June 19, 2011

Dolphin sex

When the man lays behind a woman with her legs closed and fucks her from behind. Then slides it out and slips it in her asshole unexpectedly causing her to make an Eeek eek noise commenly associated as a dolphins mating call, and wiggle on the bed much like a dolphin swimming in a futile attemp t to wiggle away.

Dude my bitch is sooooo pissed, I hit her with a bit of the dolphin sex last night ;)

by Rukas December 23, 2003

swedish dolphin

getting a hand job from a gay, in an IKEA while eating swedish meatballs

while shopping for contemporary furniture with my boyfriend, i got a swedish dolphin

by wolphpussy January 6, 2010

dolphin teeth

Dolphin teeth are small, sharp, pointed, yellowish teeth that are found in humans but look like they came straight out of an orca.

That bitch has dolphin teeth!

by Tim Drubasky September 21, 2005