Royally Doinked

When a home boy has too many doinks and starts saying irrelavent yet seemingly funny things.

Home boy 1: Yo Jerome, you good dawg?
Home boy 2: Nah boy I'm royally doinked
Home boy 1: whatchu mean
Home boy 2: how the hell they fit a whole watermelon in a can?

by Vanilla jello puddin pops July 14, 2019

Doink

A marijuana blunt.

We out here smokin' big doinks in Amish.

by normiesbtfo October 7, 2017

Shloinkle Doink

A very fun person to be around.

My friend is a shloinkle doink

by AA1244568 July 29, 2024

ka-doink, boink

A word/sound you use after someone says something incredibly obvious. Like using the word "duh", only way better. May be followed by a swift slap to the back of the person's, who pointed this obvious statement out, head.
Or sometimes its acceptable to use a face palm.

EX: "Hey, your wearing a green shirt!"
"Uhh Ka-Doink, Boink. Genius."
*swift slap to head* (optional face palm)

by apple juice ginger June 9, 2011

Doink

A newer generation of the word thoink typically meaning a joint or blunt that appears to be on the thicker side.
A real doink can be anywhere from 2 to 5 grams of marijuana, but depends on the viewer.

Damn now that’s a doink.

Nick typically only smokes doinky pack.

by ssssssshhhhhhh December 5, 2019

Doink

A doink is another word for a joint (aka marijuana). It originated from a video of a man saying the wise words, “Boutta smoke some big ole’ doinks... gang.” And just like that, a new word was born

Weed smoker #1: ayyy what’s the move?
Weed smoker #2: you already know we finna boutta smoke some big doinks!

by Yo quiero... tacos January 23, 2020

Doink

The sound you make when bopping a helium-filled foil balloon that is tethered to a weight. You hit it and say "doink" and watch it rise back to the top so you can doink it again.

Sam is flicking his finger at a foil balloon.
Sam: Doink.

by Cedar ☆ November 21, 2024