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Deuce in Dry-Dock

The act of shutting off the water valve to a toilet, completely draining all water, then leaving a turd in the bottom of the bowl.
"Phillip gave me the keys to his estate and asked that I mind his English Mastiffs in his absence. I fed the hounds, ate his scones, and left a Deuce in Dry-Dock knowing this would elicit a chuckle from Phillip and scorn from his mistress."
Deuce in Dry-Dock by Ohsotrue December 27, 2011
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the loading dock 

It’s just another word for a bowl.
Bro, pass me the loading dock so I can pack it.
the loading dock by PurpleSkies November 24, 2017

Dick Daddy Dock 

A doctor that is your father and dicks his patients down and cheats on your mother. (Definition made by a local walnutmusic)
Why is your father a dick Daddy dock? I think your mom needs to know.

Dick dock 

The act of one man inserting his penis head into another mans foreskin.
hey, look at them two fags over there dick docking.
Dick dock by getpwned27 March 18, 2011

Arctic Dock

When you Wet Dock with your friend in sub zero (Celsius) temperatures, subsequently the urine freezes, creating a bridge between you and your friend. Follow it up with a high-five.
Luc and I were up snowboarding, it was -25, he had to pee so he dropped his pants, and as we were wet docking, his pee froze making an arctic dock.
Arctic Dock by Scott Adams69 December 24, 2008

Murph Dock 

When specifically Murph engages in the act of docking with another man.
dude: we both gotta be flaccid for this Murph dock to work.

Murph: well you better put on a wig, because as long as you look like a man, this boner isn't going anywhere.
Murph Dock by 2Weeks September 8, 2011