A dog is an entirely different breed of human being, who excels at finding loopholes and exploiting everyday menial tasks. A person is classified as a dog once they obtain the ultimate awareness of knowing when there is no fucking point in giving effort. They find amusement in those who unnecessarily sweat their ass off. However, when a dog is thrust into a high pressure or high stakes situation it is still able to thrive and preform due to its natural ability to know when something actually matters.

Man my boy Tre'Von, he just a dog. He ain't even show up to practice, but coach still give him time cause he such a baller. I mean he out here putting on a clinic for these amateurs and he ain't even break a sweat!

dog by TheSnakeShooter August 18, 2021

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A cute floofy potato

A dog to everyone is a cute fluffy potatoe

Dog by free hashbrown March 27, 2022

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Dog

four legged creature that is very huggable and wuggable

mom whats that creature with a lot of hair
Oh honey, Thats a dog !!!

Dog by greenbean219 April 16, 2022

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The best friend you can have! He/she is loyal and you always love them as much or more than family. Because they are family!

I hate all the humans at my job. Imma go get the man's best friend, a dog!

Dog by TheEmeraldDog February 6, 2015

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