Derby County FC

Derby county are a shite football club. When they do well, empty seats are present. The name itself was odd as Derby is a small town in Nottingham. Unfortunately, it seems that they’re cursed, it is recommended that you stay away and remember that forest are mightier than them

Oh god, it’s Derby County FC! We always beat them they’re so shit

by Handydandyhankypanky October 7, 2018

derby

a gang full of women who like giving head.

the whole football team got chewed up by a derby.

by god is my judgement February 13, 2008

Derby

A city so shit that they can only define themselves as being obsessed with sheep and hating Nottingham.

A- I went to Derby yesterday.
B- How was it?
A- Never. Going. Back.

by EllaB_ July 4, 2009

Derby, CT

A wonderful town that is filled with love. We are very small so everyone knows everyone. We all take care of each other. We have one of the best XC and track teams in the USA. Great schools with wonderful administrators. Derby is the place to be.

Emma: Derby, CT won the national championship in XC.

Allie: I know they are great.

by Allie Ramos December 7, 2019

Alabama Derby

When you're fucking your cousin and the movement on top keeps making the horse go faster and faster until you fall off

(To a group of people) Dude I Alabama Derby'd my hot aunt's daughter last night! It felt so good

by I like tiddies March 2, 2019

brown derby

The most common definition of this proper noun is the Los Angeles restaurant frequented by stars of the silver screen in the 30's and 40's. This restaurant was named after the original Brown Derby that was opened in 1926 in Malvern, NY. I would like to make you aware that this term now refers to an act between a man an a woman. While said act could physically take place between two males, the term Brown Derby refers to a heterosexual treat that some lucky men regularly receive on their anniversaries after getting their lovely spouses soused.

Its derivation is twofold. The least graphic metaphor being that the purple helmet may take on a brown hue during the act. The second centers around the word Derby, in the context of a demolition derby where two objects are rammed into each other causing some amount of damage to the object with less momentum.

Well how the hell did she get pregnant if he only gave her a brown derby??

by Ant'ny November 10, 2008

Brown Derby

When you are wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper

I went to take a shit today and recieved my second brown derby this week

by P1980 October 12, 2006