Discord ping

Fucking hell when you are just having a good vibe session.

*me just vibes*
*my laptop* STOP YOU DUMBASS YOU GOT A FUCKING NOTIFICATION ON DISCORD
*me* GODDAMN FUCKING DISCORD PINGS I HATE YOU

by AHHHHHHHHHH1234 November 6, 2020

Discord Moderator

A fat adult living in his moms basement who bans users who sends memes in general and trys to date 13yr-olds and e-girls, Which is known as a pedophile.

Random User: sends meme

Discord Moderator: NO FUCKING MEMES IN GENERAL

by Trash idiot August 12, 2021

Discord mods

The guardians of social-media platform Discord, in which they keep order in their own fascinating way. Discord mods are typically horny overweight teenagers that lick their greasy french-fry fingers while banning someone from their server for having an opinion. Also balls deep into roleplay.

Discord mod: "oh hey I see you are enjoying the server Xxx_makayla_xxX, maybe you would like to go in a VC channel with me and listen to your music."

Normal person on server: "Stop simping dude that's my sister"

Discord mod (to himself, strong lisp, doing power movements: "You dare defy my mortal? I have the ultimate power, in the name of justice I will smite thee with the force of the ban hammer!!"

Discord server: "Normal person has left the server"

Discord mod (again to himself, with heavy lisp, in a high pitched voice): "I love Discord mods and I escpically love you and you big, loving french-fry fingers"

(back in normal voice): "I know yo love me Xxx_makalya_xxX"

(proceeds to start moaning to himself)

by DryBalls March 31, 2021

The Discord Effect

When you hop onto discord for a 20 minute yarn, but end up staying for 4 hours and reduced productivity

Jerry WANTED to stay for 20 min, but stayed for 3 hours and got nothin done that night, he just got the discord effect.

by not somebody you know April 21, 2019

Discord Porn

Discord porn is porn you look at when pornhub or Xvideos are dry, or that one nsfw channel catches your eye when you are in half chub. You don't talk about watching it because you're sure people would immediately attribute it to hentai or trap shit.

More than 80% the time its GIF posts and mp4 videos with no sound, most of which are very hard to find the original source is from, and depending on the Discord server it is the most active channel.

Its intriguing because you'll never know what you'll get. Probably most of the time you wont be surprised pleasantly , but if you know what you are looking for, keep an open mind, and keep an eye on the top users for that channel, then happy nut my man .

Tyler: "Hey ed, I woke up today and got aroused by some pics on discord"
Eddy: "Woah! discord porn is nasty"
Tyler: "No don't worry man, i went to go get my nut traditionally on the hub"

by ILikeTie June 21, 2019

Discord Mod

A person that is fat.

Someone: Im a discord mod
Someone else: no one asked

by Can You Hear The Silence December 24, 2022

Discord Sing

a game where people typing lyrics of a song, usually turns into shitass chaos because someone starts to type some random shit or typing the same lyric twice. remember to mute the singing server or the discord ping sound will deafen you ( permanently)

A: Any anyone wanna discord sing?
B: ok
C: ok
A: creeper
B: creeper
C:aww man
E: facing 500 samurai
A: so we back in the mine
C: its Spartan
B: got our pickaxe swinging from
F: side to side
D: side to side

by discord mod January 6, 2021