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dingleberry jelly 

the stuff around the anus if you don't wipe good
Oh, baby how did you get that dingleberry jelly around your asshole, it's nasty.
dingleberry jelly by Trey Fart April 2, 2009

Dingleberry Winery 

When you sit on the toilet so long, the water turns into steam and condenses on your ass.
That was one massive dingleberry winery, I had to wipe both cheeks.

That dump was so massive, you turned that bathroom into a dingleberry winery.
Dingleberry Winery by Angrylolrus November 3, 2010

dingleberry grove 

The portion of the human body located between the sex organs and the anus; the perineum. Also commonly known as the taint. So named because the coarse pubic hairs that grow in this area tend to collect and hold onto clumped bits of toilet tissue and human excrement (known as a dingleberry), much like fruit growing on a bush.
You're not getting into bed until you hit the shower and wash those crumbs outta your dingleberry grove...I ain't doing an extra load of laundry in the morning!

Dingleberry Bolognese 

It consists of ass hair / pubes as the spaghetti, the dingleberries as the meat mince and any residue bodily liquids (normally diarrhoea) as the sauce.

Usually a meal for one but can be shared.
Matthew: "Yo, what did you have for dinner last night?"

Michael: "I had my girlfriend's dingleberry bolognese. It was delicious"

dingleberry fairy 

Supernatural being that comes in at night and plucks dingleberries when you're sleeping and leaves a quarter under your pillow.
"I bought a gumball today with the quarter that the dingleberry fairy left me last night."

dingleberry scissors 

The scissors found in the junk drawer of any kitchen in a developed country. These scissors are used for many tasks, from cutting open bags of cereal to school projects, but their name comes from perhaps their most unpleasant use--cutting the occasional dingleberry off of a family pet.
Help! Mom's trying to cut my hair with the dingleberry scissors again!
dingleberry scissors by Brent Dax October 9, 2004