ding

1. A soft metallic sound
2. The word used to describe one's state of being at the early hours in the morning after a long period of sleep.
3. When everything becomes funny due to fatigue.

A) Jenny and Julie were so ding last night when I stopped by their room.
B) Shit, I am so ding!
C) They were so ding even the phone ringing was funny.

by Tutt 4th floor February 9, 2005

ding

Otherwise known as a townie, kev, trev or charv, used to define such in Yorkshire, esp. York. Commonly found anywhere the police aren't, and primarily in large cities. Thought to originate in NE England, acting with aggression and covert hostility and wearing over-elaborate clothing and jewellry that seem to others not to go well together, e.g. Rockport boots, a white tracksuit, a large gold chain or medallion, sovereign rings and a white or burberry baseball cap, tilted at >45 degrees to the back of the head. Phenomena surround the methods of headwear attachment, though Blu-Tac is thought to be the most popular. Also used to insult others who do not subscribe to such fashions and characteristics.

There are some dings on the market stalls - make sure you stay away or they'll tax you!

by Sam January 2, 2004

ding-ding

1 n. small penis, refers to the tendency of small penises to bounce around easily even when erect. Possible derivative of "dinky", or referring to the "dinger" of a bell, which swings back and forth, causing the bell to ring. Generally a derogatory comment.

2. adj. Used to describe someone who is insane or "not quite all there" mentally.

1. When Jane saw Peter's ding-ding of a cock, she about fell out!

2. Jane is a bit of a ding-ding.

by Orion February 16, 2005

ding

A codeword developed to use when you want to have phone sex with your partner and would rather have no one know what you are about to do.

Hey baby, muah, hee hee, wanna ding?

by Chupa March 29, 2005

Dinge

A Dinge is a person who carries along with them an everlasting aroma of greatness. People that are jealous consider this aroma to be offensive, but it really is just awesome. Waimers are the Dinge's natural born enemy.

Kim: "When was the last time you washed your pants?"

Jack: "Two weeks ago."

Kim: "You are such a Dinge."

by Ferngully3000 April 11, 2014

ding-ding

Slang term for penis.

Bam (after pantsing Novak): "Ahh, look at his ding-ding!"

by Squishy Cool August 15, 2006

bobo-ba-ding-ding

Hard, intense, no-strings-attached sex. Might cause looks of confusion OR abstinence, depending on who you are.

A guy walks in and asks the hottest girl he knows, "So, babe. How 'bout a lil bobo-ba-ding-ding?"

by Haze of Purple Rain September 2, 2009