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dickward

a hospital ward where men with phsycotic wives go when they have their penis's bitten off burnt snapped or broken
oh look ur willy is hangin off we will have to take u to the dickward
by Foxhall May 13, 2005
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Dickwed

A person beyond stupidity who has no right in the world. Another version of the words 'dickwad' and 'dickweed', however the origin of this word is from a totally non-dickwed. It is not horribly to be called a dickwed, however, may be deemed embarrassing. A dickwed will usually not have any sense in their mind, and will usually make the stupidest of stupid decisions at any time. To be a dickwed is a crime in life, and I would strongly advise you not to act in the way of a dickwed.
Oh my god, that chick is such a DICKWED!

When I ran to the top of the hill and fell backwards without realizing, I felt like such a DICKWED.
by iamamazing21 March 10, 2011
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the dicknado

The Dicknado is a very popular sex trance.

If your a true nigger you may have used this move many times before.

When you have sex pull out your penis just before you ejaculate and start spinning around like a tornado.

The semen will hit her so fast she will will think it's a real TORNADO!
Oo Meloneisha, Tyrone used the dicknado on my toes last night girl.
by Chickayfop April 24, 2014
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Dick Wad

An insult. Basically a wad of broken, discarded dicks. Not only are you calling someone a dick, you are calling them a big ol' pile of dysfunctional dicks!
by Prophet #2 September 15, 2014
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dickwallet

what you call an old man that goes online and tells people he is his daughter and sends pics of his daughter
(@zasz) jlott do you know who ron traughber is
(jlott) yeah fuck that dickwallet
by rontraughber February 11, 2010
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Dickwagon

dik-wagun -noun

1. An insult directed to a person used to describe their stupidity.

2. The descriptive terminology to identify a homosexual in a vulgar way.
1. I can't believe John stole his dads car, he's such a dickwagon!

2. He's so gay and likes so much cock in the ass, he might as well be the community dickwagon.
by jamiethompsonca March 17, 2010
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Dickwarmer

Uncommon phrase synonymous with the human mouth. Generally used by male military personnel, in a derogatory context, directed at other male service members.
Shut your dickwarmers and get back to work, fuckheads!
by thekaji October 7, 2008
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