urban dictonary

A place where faggots and losers and niggers and bitches and hoes and sluts and fucks go to write useless shit like this. There is maybe two or three competent users on this website and they were scared away by the degenerate losers who should game end themselves. FUck Fuck. I hate and love urban dictonary at the same time and I can't tell if I deserve this ecstacy, the eternal bliss. I am going to fucking kill somebody. This is what happens when I am on urban dictonary for too long.

Fuck: "Hey? Wanna go on urban dictonary?"
Bob: "Fuck no Nigga"

by Fun Facts! Fun Words! December 8, 2022

Dickon

DICK clue is in the name DICKon
Self centered and arrogant ! thinks very highly of himself ( i am the best porn star/rider/god/dude) in town.
would rather finger his horse all day than make friends with some actaul people !

blaa blaa blaa i have a 12" penis like my horse
i am the best "rider" in town
i love the taste of my own cock and cream !
would you to turn my Dickon ? (even though i am that much of a horny tard i am always hard)
how do u like that for size?

by dickydickkkycumdrop January 2, 2011

Disconbobulated

Broken pen!

'OMG!!...this pen is crap, it must be disconbobulated!'

by Katie Lass January 21, 2009

disconnect

When a man's penis is ill-fitted to a girl's vagina

We tried to have sex last night, but there was a disconnect :(

by Kardashion16673838363627/ November 3, 2013

iPhone-discontinuitisness

iPhoner owners are so enamoured by their new toys, as if they are the best camera, the best web browsing device and the best cell phone. Not only are they poor cameras and average cell phones, the iPhone is only useful for the most elementary of web browsing functions.

iPhone users can not read their incoming email properly. They also can not type a full and appropriate response. They end up responding to a thoughtful email with a non-sequitur or discontinuity.

The result is more mis-communication rather than real communication.

Hey, I emailed you to schedule a meeting with a client. You responded with some malapropism. Your iPhone-discontinuitisness is gonna cost us money, man.

by cell phones suck April 3, 2009

disconnoberated

That not-quite-with-it, not-quite-keeping-up, not-quite-actually-in-control feeling. The not-enough-sleep, a-bit-hungover, just-been-Tango'd feeling, like you want to shake the muzziness out of your head. And your life. When you stop in the middle of a sentence, staring at the inside of your forehead with your mind's eye, lost in a trance, and someone interrupts you and you say "Wha...? Umm..." That feeling.

I'm really disconnoberated today

by Lokidtc August 19, 2008

Disconheaveled

The act of splitting up in a team game, causing the loss of said game.

We were very disconheaveled in that last game, so we lost to the team that stayed together.

by SpoonicusMaximus March 6, 2019