mountain dew

A carbonated beverage made by PepsiCo. Highly caffeinated for a soda (55mg per 12oz compared to 80-135mg per 8oz of brewed coffee). Advertised as an "extreme" drink in commercials, with people participating in extreme sports, often grabbing a can with one hand while upside down in mid-air performing an extreme stunt, and chugging it all. Mountain Dew claims a large variety of flavors, in order of creation:
Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew Code Red (Cherry)
Mountain Dew Livewire (Orangish)
Mountain Dew Pitch Black (Grape)
Mountain Dew Baja Blast (Tropical Lime)
Mountain Dew Pitch Black 2 (Sour Grape)
PepsiCo also creates diet flavors of Mountain Dew drinks. Also, there are two drinks marketed as energy drinks:
Mountain Dew AMP
Mountain Dew MDX
AMP is bottled in the classic energy drink style, a slendar aluminum can, while MDX is bottled in a smaller, more unique style of platic bottling. An enjoyment of all Mountain Dew flavors is that each flavor holds the taste and kick of regular Mountain Dew, along with its separate flavor, with the exception of Pitch Black and Pitch Black 2, which arguably don't hold the taste of regular Dew.

"Yo, bro, stop here. We need to pick up some Mountain Dew."
"Yo, for real, thats extreme."

by jparkdzg August 30, 2008

Mounting Dew

The mix of lube and fluids that results from wet, sloppy sex.

She got so wet, I'm all sticky from the mounting dew.

Let's go take a shower and clean off some of this mounting dew.

by Miss Spellr August 28, 2011

dew rag

In the black community, a type of tight-fitting skull cap in black with a legionnaire flap on the back; thug apparel.

Shi'Thead had a rainbow colored dew rag and became the talk of the block.

by Richard Black March 19, 2005

Mountain Dew

Originally, a euphemism for moonshine, 'shine or corn licker. Now thanks to mass merchandising the name of a popular soft drink. Gives a whole different meaning to do the Dew.

Revenuers are on their way, best hide the Mountain Dew.

by dewd November 17, 2005

Mountain Dew

A college student's best remedy for drowsiness during the early morning hours on the day the term paper is due.

although Jolt cola has more caffeine.

by AYB April 8, 2003

Mountain Dew

A specially designed pop drink that gamers tend to drink.

I eat Doritos and drink Mountain Dew when I play video games.

by bitstripslang September 21, 2016

P-DEW

A total vagina of a man. This term should be saved for a true insult against someone, as it is basically calling someone "The most ultimate pussy, ever. Seriously. The biggest."

whaddup p-dewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

by b dew October 8, 2006