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Deoxyribonucleaic acid

DNA! its what makes you, you. its was makes me so damn handsome and you so damn fugly!
Wow! my deoxyribonucleaic acid makes me so much umbelievabley sexy than yours will ever do to you!
by Gugz October 7, 2005
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detonate the haggis

To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.
"Dude, did you just detonate the haggis in my car?!? Get out and walk! NOW!"
by Duanester May 23, 2008
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detonate

Dude, I'ma detonate.
by PoopyPoo May 13, 2005
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Premature detonation

similar to radar ass, ony worse. Premature Detonation occurs when you enter the bathroom, and you cant hold the shit/piss anymore.
*enters the bathroom*
OH FUCK, ITS GONNA BLOW!!! damm the premature detonation
by Anister October 19, 2012
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deto

in place of any word. as in ugh or eww or like a thing. spanish word.
"its deto" or "that deto over there"
by nimaxxdope October 14, 2007
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Detour

1: An annoyance caused by stupid construction workers (mexicans) deciding that they need to "fix" a road, so they send you on a completely different road that takes a lot longer to get to where you're going.

2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.
1:
Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.

Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.

2:
Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.

You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?

Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.

You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?
by Jeremy October 2, 2004
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deoxys

A cheap ripoff of Mewtwo. I mean, they both come from space.. And.. Um... Wait, no they don't... Uhh... Shit... They're uh.... Both are psychic! But Mewtwo came first! What a rip off!!!
"Mewtwo has gone through Mako Energy. Deoxys is a little bitch from space. Mewtwo wins."
by Kooper113 August 28, 2004
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