daddy denton

Someone who asks girls for nudes and has pubes twice as long as his dick.

Hey daddy denton can I have a dick pic.

by Veidyswh May 20, 2017

Denton

Irrelevant North Texas person:

“Isn’t Denton like Austin?”

Anyone who’s actually been to Denton and knows the truth:

“Yeah if Austin was a literal dump with shitty roads, terrible food, outdated people all inside a literal dump filled with Trump supporters then yeah, you could say that Denton was “like Austin.” The two cannot compare in the slightest. My mom a third generation central Austinite (meaning born and raised in downtown Austin and no, not west campus) said Denton was the 1980 shitty version of south Austin and if you know anything about South Austin and the old Crockett High School then you know that’s a major insult.”

“Denton...isn’t that the dodgy city where they support Trump and claim to resemble Austin?”

Person that’s been to Denton and possibly a UNT alumni:
“Yeah, that’s the one. The “city” more like a neighborhood with zero traffic total slackers who smoke weed that they found in a Louisiana swamp and struggle from depression because the things to do consist of a bowling alley where most of my friends got HPV back in the day or to join the local sex trafficking ring with free transportation provided by the local pastor.”

by dentonaplacefullofsuckers October 12, 2020

denison university

A safety school for tools who cannot gain admission to Kenyon College

- Yo dude, I'm going to Kenyon, did you get in?
- No man, I'll be going to Denison University.
- Haha that sucks. Tool.

by TimB88 August 22, 2008

denton hooters girls

a set of immature backstabbing girls, who wear drag queen makeup and tease men with shorts way up their ass.

While having baby daddies on the side doing the grunt work, or they have done an abortion instead so they can keep doing their dissatisfying jobs.

Today's future has changed the maturing process in the worst of ways, I mean just go see the denton hooters girls and see for yourself.

by see through my eyes August 8, 2016

the DeNiro's

Money, Cash, Dollar Dollar Bills

Cian: How was the holiday lad?

Mull: Pretty rude now!

Cian: Any damage done with the ladies?

Mull: Got the hot swirl on 3 occasions alright...Yetin! Went to the hook shop alright once but had to spend the DeNiro's on that occasion!

by Dr DanCahill March 9, 2011

Denison University Big Red

A small school in Granville, Ohio where all the rich stuck up daddy's girls and boys go to school. In Denison there are two things to do walk into "Downtown" which consist of two ice cream shops or get drunk starting at three in the afternoon. Denison wishes they were as good of a school as Kenyon but they never will be. They are known for Steve Carrel but he's just an actor. Denison is basically a school where the people that will be living off of mommy and daddy for the rest of their lives go to school. Basically people at Denison think they're sweet cause their dad was a doctor or a lawyer but most the people from DU turn out to be big zeros in life.

You are a Denison University Big Red?
Yes.
Oh was your daddy a doctor or a lawyer?

by John Andener October 10, 2010

Danny DeVito Effect

The effect in which, when shown an image of Danny DeVito, a person will become sexually unaroused.

Damn, I was having a good fap and then my mate sent me a fucking picture of Danny DeVito and I got hit real hard with the Danny DeVito effect... there goes my boner.

by devilsCounselor May 13, 2018