alcohol delusion

the concept that alcohol is the PREMIER recreational drug!!.
-alcohol IS 'jolly good fun', but i don't recall ever having my head in a toilet bowl from smoking the satanic 'gage'!!

-of course, we all know that alcohol is 'JESUS', and I know fully well that I CAN KNOW NOTHING!! (even after 40 years of research!) -so kitchee-koo!!, you BASTARDS!!! (FUCK YOU! to the alcohol and cigarette lobbies, too!!)

the college boy was laboring under the alcohol delusion...soon he was hualping!!

give me a muggle any day!, i don't subscribe to the alcohol delusion!!

judy had the alcohol delusion, she was scared that that 'pot' would lead to 'harder' stuff!!

by michael foolsley December 25, 2009

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Delusional jealousy

Someone who truly believes that someone is jealous or envious of their life, when in fact it’s quite the contrary.

Mindy has delusional jealousy , she thinks everyone is envious of her when in fact she’s just a deadbeat junkie who sucks dick for pills.

by Slickrick023 April 19, 2019

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Delusional

An individual who has lost all connection with reality. He will deceive even himself into believing complete falsehoods. He may even create doctored videos online in order to deceive others.

Tim is Delusional. He thinks the first jetty should be call the third jetty, even though it was the first one built and the westernmost jetty in East Hampton.

by Wainscotter September 14, 2019

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Delusionalize

When something makes someone, or someone delusional.

1:Her house delusionalizes people. 2: oh dang look at Karen she must have been delusionalized by that car ride. 3: The smell of oranges delusionalizes Her whenever she smells it

by Imakewordsgoodhehe September 15, 2019

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