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Self Defense

popular method of thwarting muggers. Patented by self defense instructor Brett Kaywood and has proved to be effective in the only laboaratory that matters: The streets. When confronted by a mugger, the method consists of 2 simple steps:

1) Gain wrist control

2) Pull out your gun

This technique can be used in many situations such as:

- You're walking home from work when a mugger confronts you in a back alleyway because he wants crack.

- Your best friend mugs you at his barbacue because he wants your money to buy crack.

- Your mugger is sleeping in their own bed (remember to climb in through the window) and is mugging you for crack.

- Your mugger is bound by the wrists in the trunk of your car and he is mugging you because he needs crack.
Person 1: I heard it was your grandma's 100th birthday today. How did that go?

Person 2: She tried mugging me to buy crack so I used what I learned from Self Defense and pulled out my gun.
by eclipseballer603 December 9, 2008
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Deaunte

The most wonderful boy ever , he is over protective about the things he love. He Follows his heart , and he usually fits well with kayla , or Makayla. He is very adventurous and he likes doing things that noone will ever think of. hes not boring. All girls Wants him, Ecspecially because he is an athlete. Deaunte can be childish at times, but when he finds love, he holds on
Deaunte is very awesome
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Facebook Defense

After a friend takes embarassing photos of you (likely involving alcohol-induced activities), staying logged into facebook awaiting aforementioned "friend" to tag said photos of you, allowing you to quickly de-tag them before the rest of the world finds out.
I spent all day sunday playing facebook defense against the photo documentation of last night's debauchery.
by Bignatius December 20, 2008
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Defensive Assholing

The act in which a man defends himself when his woman is being a nagging pain in the ass.

The act of defending oneself against claims of nagging, which leads a man to become an asshole.
Since my girlfriend picks me apart, I have turned to defensive assholing to make my point.
by assholer1 February 17, 2010
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Mel Gibson Defence

When on uses the excuse of being an alcohlic to justify doing something incredibly stupid or unorthodox. The term was originally coined after Mel Gibson repeatedly used the excuse of being an alcoholic for doing stupid things; notably making the Passion of the Christ.
Jerrell: Yo, that guy just got raped by that Frat Boy 12 times in an hour!

Liam: Yeah, but he's got the Mel Gibson Defence.

Jerrell: True dat. Hey, you thinking what I'm thinking?
by zilchonocomprendo April 14, 2009
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defenestrate

Throwing someone or something out of a window.
Rock stars have tendencies of defenestrating TV-sets.
by Anonymous August 6, 2003
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apple jack defense

The apple jack defense is responding to a question with "it just is".
"You know how in the Apple Jack commercials when asked how the cereal is good even though it doesn't taste like apples the response is "it just is". That's the main precept behind the Apple Jack defense, which MIKE constantly employs."
by zee July 9, 2006
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