defecation altercation

Essentially, a "shit fight". A defecation altercation is an expression of extreme anger and frustration. Occasionally, it may be synonymous with "shit fit", or the throwing of feces.

That's it, we're gonna' have a defecation altercation. Betch.

by anonyfawks August 5, 2010

Defear

Defear (D-fear) is a contagious virus and the first person who got it was a Italian person named Duve Noodeem. Syndromes of the virus : Coughing non-stop, getting scared of things you don't usually get scared of, drinking a lot of water, and sweating non-stop. Now almost seven hundred thousand people have this virus.

Me : I think I have the Defear virus!?
Other : Oh god! (runs away)

by GokuAnanta_SSJB May 11, 2020

Defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day

A phrase by Mark Goldbridge. Means defending terribly just like the melted Easter eggs.

For god's sake! How are we losing 2-0? We're defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day!

by Mattw1108 May 19, 2021

Loltruck Defence

The act of recreating walls immediately after they are destroyed in the Warcraft III custom map: Farmer's Revolt, in order to prevent the hunter from getting to you and slaughtering you.

Hunter is come! Quick Loltruck Defence or we are die!

by Loltruck January 13, 2008

Windows Defender

By far the worst antivirus ever. The Windows defender dev team spent all of its project money on making their half baked peice of shit turn back on after you disable it, damn near impossible to delete, and requiring you to use registry data to disable it instead of making it good.

I turned off windows defender but the fucker turned back on by itself and deleted every program that tried to access any file

by big gunline December 21, 2020

Kevin Spacey Defence

An excuse to get out of a sticky situation by coming out as gay, and thus attempting to undermine the whole point of the allegation.

Guy 1: So I owe you some money after a game of poker. I don't remember this ever happening though and I deeply apologise, these allegations have made me address other aspects of my life and it is now that I choose to live my life as a gay man.
Guy 2: Dude don't use the Kevin Spacey Defence

by OctagonDinosaur November 3, 2017

no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.

he's a fucking warrior

did you hear what happened to joe
I know he's a fucking hero no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.

by 420coolgirl69 November 24, 2019