deez nuts

what came in the mail today

Guess what came in the mail today!!!
What???
deez nuts!!!
What flavor???
STRAWBERRY!!!

by s22jjames January 16, 2019

deez nuts

funny term that cool people use

hey you want some of deez?
deez what?
deez nuts! mutha fucka

by calvizzal October 5, 2006

deez nuts

Often used to fuck with people and piss them off, sometimes said as if singing a song like "Deeez Naauuuts."

Shawty wanna ride wit me ride wit me crack d nauuts

by CrackDatNut November 1, 2004

deez nuts

A way of saying: OH SNAP YO! YO ASS GOT TOLD! or generally making the reciever look like an idiot.

Me: Hey, wanna settle an argument? Which are better, CD's or tapes?
You: Uhm, CD's.
Me: see DEEEZ NUTS!

Me: Hey, wanna settle an argument? Which are better, CD's or tapes?
You: Uhm, tapes.
Me: Tape DEEZ NUTS to your chin!

by DCrookZ November 11, 2003

deez nuts

testicals
balls
nuts

guy:hey candiz
gurl:candiz what!?
guy:can DEEEEEZ NUUUTTTTS IN YOUR MOUTH

by JORDAN LEWIS January 28, 2004

Deez Nuts

A term from a funny vine featuring a prank call. Now a popular punchline to jokes. Usually ends with "HA GADEEM" (ha got him)

Did you hear that hot album by DEE
DEE? Whos DEE?
DEEZ NUTS ha GADEEM

by Cris P. Bacon January 3, 2016

deez nuts in ur mouth

you ever just wanna feel these sweet delicous nuts in your mouth bro?

Person 1: YO BRO, YOU KNOW HOW CANDY WAS SUPER DRUNK LAST NIGHT RIGHT?
Person 2: Wha- Whos Candy?

Person 1: CANDY'S NUTS FIT IN YO-

*Person 2 beats the shit out of Person 1*

deez nuts in ur mouth lmao

by king aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa August 2, 2021