Dagmar

When ur mother thinks ur 11 years old and patronizes you

Me: Your mother is such a Dagmar.
Them: Yeah i know :(

by Vajtek November 2, 2023

Axe Damage

Crude way of describing the female genitalia

"She slipped whist riding her bike, fell right onto the crossbar. Got her right in the axe damage"

by MUTTLEY01 August 27, 2006

shellateral damage

During gardening, the (mainly) unintentional deaths and injuries of innocent snails, from damage that is caused to their shells as they cling helplessly to exposed walls and paving.

"Spent Saturday afternoon weeding the flower beds. The shellateral damage was extensive."

by Spoke June 29, 2009

Cumllateral damage

Cumllateral damage occurs when something incidental to the intended target is damaged during a male ejaculation.

I'm in deep water for some cumllateral damage that occured last night.

WTF?!

Yeah I was about to blast in her mouth but I couldn't control myself and I ruined her new dress with a come stain.

by twatster June 17, 2012

Flood Damage

When a woman's body is damaged but her face is good.

Opposite of a "butter face". "That girl has major flood damage".

by J0NNY RAGE August 11, 2012

Canadian Damage

Weak or Low Damage. Usually used to describe the type or amount of damage a character or class deals in a game.

This Chun Li deals canadian damage. She'll never win!

by ShizuoHamada October 16, 2016

brain damage

apple simps

apple simps are brain damage, they make me want to f ucking die

by kjqherdgfqebrpufiq0e4398tgupoq May 6, 2022