Darius

A type of machine gun from Germany usually manned by midget niggas

Look it's a darius we boutta get gunned down

by Unknown6969696969696969 November 22, 2021

Dariuss

A Dariuss P is the best friend you can have. He is very romantic, makes very good jokes and also laughs at your jokes. He loves only one woman all his life #I. He believes in God and is very good and merciful to people. This Darius P, listens to good music, reads books and prays. D P offers flowers to his girlfriend and makes her feel like the most important person in the world. The most interesting part about D P is that it is mysterious and very cool, and its clothing makes you salivate. Everyone loves D P. But he is humble, and praise does not drive him crazy.

Dariuss= the best man on the planet in every way

by someoneuknow3 November 23, 2021

Darious

Darious is a sweet, kind , and a super intelligent human being. He is funny, but not the funny one. He is very handsome. He cannot walk into a store, restaurant, etc without someone noticing his dashingly good looks. He was raised by the best and came out perfectly. He is a great listener. He is very mature, and wise beyond his years. Although he maintains a very strong/fit physique, and can appear intimidating, he is the nicest. He is very much taken, as he is married, but he is someone you should definitely have the pleasure of knowing.

Every woman should find a Darious

by dori23456543 November 23, 2021

Darijus

Complete self-loving guy, who only cares about attention from girls but all girls who see him are disgusted. He is the one guy that you shouldn’t talk to because all his answers are non sense. Trying to make some funny jokes, but nobody cares about his opinion. No one loves him.

Darijus is a fucking retard.

by Andrew8284 November 25, 2021

Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking

The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz

The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.

by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021

Darius

The most perfect of names. Anyone with a name of this beauty is especially attractive to those from South Asia, who should never make fun of him.

Also known for his many victories of Alexander the Rubbish, and for never fleeing. Not even once.

D: I'm such a Darius
F: You really are 🥰

by Dabsos December 2, 2021

Darius.tf

the server every tf2 server dreams to be like but will never ever even come close to being as good as.

man: i love darius.tf
woman: omg me too lets get married
man: agreed

by thatoneguyfromwonder.tf January 25, 2022