Weak ass fuckboy that doesn't know how to treat a girl. With his tiny, microscopic dick, he makes girls run away at the scene. No one wants him and he can't please anybody with his tiny dick.
by Yo Girl Forever... With Love February 6, 2017

Something that is so slightly above average, that it's seen as irrelevant because of its state of mediocrity.
by Dorschalmighty July 5, 2016

by Sexy roadman December 14, 2019

Rusty Dalton: The act of explosively pooping your pants after you pass out from drinking and eating hot wings while sadly watching the playoffs knowing your team lost another playoff game.
Dude, i was so hammered last night watching another playoff loss, I woke up to a Rusty Dalton
Bro, i passed out watching the game and woke up to a Rusty Dalton all over my couch.
Bro, i passed out watching the game and woke up to a Rusty Dalton all over my couch.
by Giant Igle April 18, 2016

Amazing person, with a great personality. Every girl crushes on you and so do gay guys. Has the biggest of all dicks and gives the best kisses.
by Massive cok July 1, 2021

An amazing person, human, and friend. He always has good intentions but people do not always see them. But there is a side that no one see of him the side which he is pain from all he has been through, this terror is the side he never shares and the side that no one would have known about. He is the person who will never forget his true friends when he moves on but once he is gone you'll be sure to miss him. He is the person that will treat you like a princess and once he starts loving you he will never stop. But if you get on his bad side he will be sure you feel the pain he is always in. He is strongest but not just in physical strength, but mentally and emotionally. He is one of the smartest people you'll meet some may say he is a genius.
by The Batman May 27, 2016

Gorgeous, beautiful, special girl that is so poised and perfect, that she could be a princess. People all over the world want to know this gem that we call Sydney Dalton. She speaks not one language, but three. Portuguese, Spanish, and English. This amazing person is kind and loving. She is loved by her large family and humongous group of friends. No, she is not just smart, but she is brilliant. Her grades in school are perfect. This amazing gal has a bright future. With a voice of an angel, and unusually fantastic skills in sports such as skateboarding and surfing, this girl has it all. I'm sure you all want to know, is she single? The answer is yes, she is single. Before you all try to be her one and only, keep in mind that her heart desires one guy only. She is incredible, simply incredible. She is amazingly beautiful, strong, talented, skilled, popular, and overall fantastic! Sydney Dalton is truly an AWESOME girl!
by princessgertrude April 30, 2015
