Rusty Dalton: The act of explosively pooping your pants after you pass out from drinking and eating hot wings while sadly watching the playoffs knowing your team lost another playoff game.
Dude, i was so hammered last night watching another playoff loss, I woke up to a Rusty Dalton
Bro, i passed out watching the game and woke up to a Rusty Dalton all over my couch.
Bro, i passed out watching the game and woke up to a Rusty Dalton all over my couch.
by Giant Igle April 18, 2016
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