Time Zone Dyslexia

A condition where the sufferer routinely adds or subtracts wrong when planning things in more than one time zone.

Side effects include missed appointments, multiple calendar resends, manic tap-dancing through that presentation you thought was 2 hours from now. Adrenaline, cringing, lame apologies.

Coping mechanisms: OCD-like checking of the hour; counting out from East to West coast on your fingers. Pinky: Eastern is 1 pm; Ring finger is Central - so, noon; Pacific is the pointer, that'd be 10 a.m. - right? Right?

You told NYC to dial in at 10 but Chicago at 11; so is the call for 10 or 12EST?
D'oh! 10EST. Sorry - Time Zone Dyslexia.

Time Zone Dyslexia by La Jen June 12, 2011

Gender Dysphoria

Gender dysphoria often occurs in transgender or genderqueer people. It makes them feel uncomfortable identifying as the gender they were born with, and feeling uncomfortable with their body. It can often make the people going through this depressed.

Tod suffers from gender dysphoria, because he was born in a girls body but is a boy.

Gender Dysphoria by A LGBT youth June 20, 2019

Dysphoria 

A feeling that all transgender people get, whether they are mtf, ftm, or nonbinary.

Gender dysphoria | Feeling like you are a gender that is not the one you were assigned at birth.

Body dysphoria | Being uncomfortable with certain body parts because they remind you of the gender you do not identify as. Whether it be your no-no square or your feminine hips.

Social dysphoria | Discomfort in the gender the people around you see you as, and how they treat you based on that.

Nick: Bro why aren’t you feeling good today?

Leo: I’m feeling a lot of dysphoria today.

Nick: Yea man I understand.

Dysphoria by Leooo0_thelion July 31, 2019

dysleria 

the disease of not being funny

She clearly suffers from dysleria.

That was soo dysleric!

dysleria by Jennifer Kinberg August 31, 2007

dyslexercise 

v. The act or process of exercising backwards. The process tends to increase an individual's energy supply rather than depleting it. Dyslexercising is, in essence, a highly scientific term for what today's youth often refers to as "chilling." It occurs when the body is at the exact opposite level of energy consumption as a person exercising. i.e A meditative or dormant state

Frandrew was not into the whole "gym" craze, but rather he took full advantage of the opportunity to dyslexercise. This action normally consists of zoning into numerous episodes of Spongebob accompanied by various types of alcoholic beverages, small edible snacks, and on the rare occasion a roasted rack of lamb. Following his intense session of dyslexercising, Frandrew always feels amagingly relaxed yet fully energized and ready to take on any challenge that presents itself.

dyslexercise by G1bsta October 23, 2009

Dystextopsia 

(noun) The selective blindness for a text message you have chosen to ignore.

Mother: "I have been sending Ben text messages since 6:30, but he never responds!"

Father: "Well, that's because our son is suffering from a case of dystextopsia, a common ailment among adolescents."

Dystextopsia by Panchakarma March 3, 2011

dystiny 

A dystiny is an awesome girl who is chill and amazing to be around. She's a big spender and won't mind giving.

Woah, dystiny is actually pretty chill.

dystiny by @yung_dyx February 26, 2019