doggie porn

Media for the gratification of dog lovers' general, non-sexual appreciation of dogs.
Border collie rescue websites and pictures therein: "The girlfriend _so_ wants a pet and she surfs doggie porn every day."
by Ray! April 06, 2006
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doggy rodeo

when two people are doing it doggy style, the guy says to the girl "i have aids!!!" at this point the girl will try to get away, it is the guys objective to keep her in that position and to continue having sex. very similar to a cowboy trying to stay on the bull at a rodeo.
Guy on phone: dude can you bail me out of jail? i tried to pull a doggy rodeo on this chick and she called the cops!
by Evan9 June 25, 2006
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sloggy doggies

A sloggy doggie can be defined as a hot dog where the wiener is cooked by the heat from inside of a freshly worn rental skate from roller skating rink.
Now that I'm skating I am so hungry but I don't have much money because I spent all my cash on the tonight's skating session. I only have enough cash for a sloggy doggie. PLUS I have been skating for a while and my puppies are hot. I know that my skates will cook those sloggy doggies so quickly!!!
by soulprintable October 17, 2014
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Doggy Box

The act of two people having sex, doggy style, in front of a tv whilst playing a 2-player game on the xbox at the same time.
A bloke walks into the living room where his wife is playing Halo on the Xbox. "honey, how about a game of doggy box?"

Jake and Rob got back after a night out, stripped, and started to play Modern Warfare 2 while boning each other.
by dogbox2010 April 22, 2010
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Bully Doggy

When you nut in a child's face and they get mad because they thought it was yogurt, they also start to rampage around the house naked and you have to get naked and chase them as well.
Babysitter: Hey u know Billy? I had to bully doggy him yesterday if that's ok with you
Mother: oh that ok did u take a video?
Babysitter: Do you want me to do it next time?
Mother: Oh hell yea and remember to chain them up
by Long Dong Shing Shong August 09, 2018
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Doggy Blowjob

An MMF threesome position where man 1 does the woman doggy style. While man 2 is lying down back-first, the woman is blowing him. Preferrable if man-to-man eye contact in a threesome is found to be awkward.
Bro 1: Damn, yo girl on fleek, I want me a threesome!
Bro 2: A spitroast would be nice!
Bro 1: Hell no, I ain't lookin at men while I splooge!
Bro 2: How about the doggy blowjob?
Bro 1: Hell yeah, I like me some sweet-ass dome!
by SaltyPepe July 16, 2017
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Doggie Depression

What happens to dogs, who don't like their names.
Maria the Chihuahua: What's the matter with Taco he seems so down all of the time.
Jose the Chihuahua: He's suffering from Doggie Depression.

Maria: Why?
Jose: You would be too if you were named after a fast food.
by Bullshitzer June 21, 2010
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