divorce-stifle

a divorced person who uses their divorce as an excuse to stay stagnant in life. Blames a divorce on all their unhappiness and miss-fortune.

to suppress, or have difficulty from moving beyond a divorce.
My mom is divorce-stifled and has not seemed happy for the last 25 years.
by Kate Jimenez November 15, 2011
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Divorce Star

Dhaunsh is called as Divorce star.Because he made many actresses,anchors and female singers to get divorce.This is no.1 poriki of Indian Cinema.His Four Fans also do the same.
Amalapaul yen ALVijay vitu pirinja bro?

Bgm...Vaa Asuraa Vaa Asuraa Vaa Asuraa
and divorce star comes in
by Dhanush Rasigan December 21, 2021
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divorce bike

(n.) A ridiculously expensive bicycle which precipitates, or otherwise denotes, the dissolution of a marriage.
"This carbon fibre Pinarello is incredible, a real divorce bike."

"She told me it's over. Guess it's time for the divorce bike."
by Zack J. June 2, 2016
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divorce weight

The target weight of a woman who is or will be back on the market. To estimate (in lbs) 1.5 x weight at marriage (or use her actual weight while married) then subtract 2 x her age at divorce. e.g. A woman married at 120 lbs (maxed out at 180 lbs) and got divorced at 40. Divorce weight=(1.5 x 120)-(80)=100lbs
Wow that chic looks 10lbs short of healthy - she must be at her divorce weight.
by wyrick May 19, 2011
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happily divorced

The opposite of happily married. Just really glad to be rid of that bitch.
Dude, are you still happily married?
No, bruh, I'm happily divorced.
by Hugeau April 15, 2019
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redneck divorce

n. an order of protection (or restraining order) obtained against one's spouse
Intern: But I don't get it, judge. They're not living together, they're fighting over this boat, he has an order of protection out against her, but they're still married?

Judge: Neither one of them would agree to pay the attorney's fees for an actual divorce. This is what some lawyers call a redneck divorce.
by Covite November 28, 2011
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velvet divorce

running with the idea of a velvet rope, a velvet divorce is a dissolution of a relationship where you get the better end of the deal (the house, the furniture, the friends) while the other person is basically left with nothing
person 1: oh girl, i heard about you and john, are you ok?

person 2: absolutely! it was a velvet divorce. the house is mine and he's moving into some little apartment next week.

person 1: alright girl, work it
by samhannach October 30, 2013
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