Workplace Divorce

When you resign and your workplace takes it so badly they obsess with punishing you forever and make it their mission to ruin you life.

Most commonly occurs narcissists and sociopaths are in charge.

My workplace divorce wasn’t mutual, they still think I can’t live without them and want half of everything!

by Between You & Me March 5, 2021

Divorce Star

Dhaunsh is called as Divorce star.Because he made many actresses,anchors and female singers to get divorce.This is no.1 poriki of Indian Cinema.His Four Fans also do the same.

Amalapaul yen ALVijay vitu pirinja bro?

Bgm...Vaa Asuraa Vaa Asuraa Vaa Asuraa
and divorce star comes in

by Dhanush Rasigan December 21, 2021

divorce bag

A unique bag that every joint-custody kid owns, used to pack up your clothes and stuff to go by Dad’s house for the weekend.

“What’s that cool bag over there?”
“Oh, that’s just my divorce bag. My Dad bought it for me after my parents got divorced so I could pack my clothes to go by his house. Cool, right?”

by NZyeribop October 30, 2021

divorce weight

The target weight of a woman who is or will be back on the market. To estimate (in lbs) 1.5 x weight at marriage (or use her actual weight while married) then subtract 2 x her age at divorce. e.g. A woman married at 120 lbs (maxed out at 180 lbs) and got divorced at 40. Divorce weight=(1.5 x 120)-(80)=100lbs

Wow that chic looks 10lbs short of healthy - she must be at her divorce weight.

by wyrick May 19, 2011

velvet divorce

running with the idea of a velvet rope, a velvet divorce is a dissolution of a relationship where you get the better end of the deal (the house, the furniture, the friends) while the other person is basically left with nothing

person 1: oh girl, i heard about you and john, are you ok?

person 2: absolutely! it was a velvet divorce. the house is mine and he's moving into some little apartment next week.

person 1: alright girl, work it

by samhannach October 30, 2013

happily divorced

The opposite of happily married. Just really glad to be rid of that bitch.

Dude, are you still happily married?
No, bruh, I'm happily divorced.

by Hugeau April 15, 2019

redneck divorce

n. an order of protection (or restraining order) obtained against one's spouse

Intern: But I don't get it, judge. They're not living together, they're fighting over this boat, he has an order of protection out against her, but they're still married?

Judge: Neither one of them would agree to pay the attorney's fees for an actual divorce. This is what some lawyers call a redneck divorce.

by Covite November 28, 2011