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diving board

The word often used to refer to the monstrously huge metal bumpers found on the BMW E30 3-series from 84-87. The e30s of the year 1988 also came with d-boards however they were slightly shorter and the plastic bumpers from the 89+ e30s fit without any modification.

If you have an older e30 the plastic bumper swap is not so easy and requires some alteration to fit but nonetheless can look stunning.

D-boards can also be tucked and/or painted. The tucking method involves the owner drilling the bumper shocks and compressing them to make the bumper shorter. Painting the d-boards is also a nice touch and prevents them from making small children cry during the daytime.
"There is a family having dinner on your diving boards."

"Put your sun-glasses on, honey. There's a mean set of boards up the road."
by amaank January 21, 2006
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Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker

Someone that has to know something about something or they couldn't tie their shoes.
You should be as aggressive as possible when saying this.
Matto: Did you know about it?
Anon: I don't know anything, man.
Matto: YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!
by Henrique_Radical November 3, 2021
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Piggy Diving

The act of hooking up with, going home with, and/or having sex with an overweight, homely man/woman. Usually occurs around last call at bars, when alcohol has impaired one's judgement or severely lowered one's standards. Always leads to Morning Remorse. Occurs whenever someone's appetite for some ass exceeds their desire to conserve their reputation and self-esteem.
Did you see that chick John just left with?!
Ahh, who cares. We've all gone piggy diving once or twice.
by Danno Chuchiak July 20, 2008
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Grape Diving

A grape dive is where a woman places a grape between her corsetted bussoms. And a lucky participant fetches said grape without using there hands.

Some variations I've heard of include using Raisins instead of grapes.
Any women that has worn a bodice/ corset knows what they do to the cleavage and would be great for grape diving.
by KatMac321 May 25, 2009
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deming

small "town" that is really just a high school, a casino, a library and a liquor store. about 20 minutes east of bellingham, and on the way to Mt Baker Ski Area.
I live about 10 minutes west of Deming.
by highway542 March 23, 2007
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diving

1a. Gymnastics like aquatic sport, most participants are of Asian decent. Becuase they are the shit at diving.
1b. Throwing yourself involentarially off of high platforms and contemplating why the whole way down.
2a. A sport mostly associated with swimming, but the only simalarity is the water.
2b. A sport that, like swimming, requires you to paractice more than once a day at the most obsurd and early hours of the morning.
3. Most swimmers are jealous of divers because they are more graceful and their practices have more meaning than swimming practice.
swimmer: What time do you have diving practice this afternoon?
diver: 2pm just like you.
2 and a half hours later after practice...
diver:How was your diving practice?
swimmer: barrying myself alive would have been more fun! How was yours?
diver: our practice was cancelled to give us more rest.
by Lisa Schmidt October 20, 2006
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Fun Diping

The act when a man gets a fun dip package and pours it in the females vagina. Then the female suck the mans dick and gets it wet. Next the man put his dick in her vagina and then pulls out. then she licks the fun dip off. you do this till all the fun dip is gone.
alexis loved "Fun Diping" with joey.
by Joey Garaguso December 24, 2010
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