Directioners

If you're a Directioner, you're probably a tumblr girl with so such swag it just might hurt.

Seriously, Directioners are the deadliest of fandoms, and only pinch people's bums on Wednesday.
We eat two bananas for a pound, and three for a euro. Eat carrots every chance we get. Remember that.
WE DO NOT LIKE SPOONS, BUT LOVE TO EMPTY THE FRIDGE.
Cats (pussy's) are our animal, and when we greet each other, we say VAS HAPPENING?!
Our cheekbones are incredible and curls run the world.
The Big Bad Wolf is our Friday evening anthem. (if you don't know, you never will)
Basically.
HORAN THE WORLD?!
CURLS.

See, those Directioners are awesome

by dimpslikeharry October 17, 2011

herection

noun.

combining the words her and erection to describe an engorged clitoris / clitoral erection.

The very thought of hooking up with him is giving me a massive herection.

by Leggy Rae April 3, 2010

black erection

A large erection but softer than asian or whites.

After experiencing black erections she went back to white and asian guys and never went black again.

by ivorybone November 29, 2010

Directioner

A Directioner is a person that is not only obsessed, but dedicated to One Direction, which are the five most perfect and beautiful boys in the world. A Directioner doesn't have to be someone who's been there from the start, but someone who will be there for these 5 boys till the end. Someone who won't leave the fandom after 6 months. A Directioner knows and loves absolutely everything about these boys. A Directioner always respects the boys' girlfriends, the changes they make to their bodies and any other faults they have. A Directioner will stand by these boys and defend them no matter what, through thick and thin. A Directioner is the type of person who might not have the best singing voice but will still belt out the boys' songs as loud as they can without a care in the world.

A Directioner will always remember July 23rd, 2010, the day that their world was created

Directioner: How many r's? OMG OMG IT'S A NEW PIC OF ZAYN! OMG I'm totally gonna reblog this photo of Liam. OMG I'm gonna curl my hair because Harry's hair is curly. *On The Computer Typing* OMG ONE DIRECTION ubygeyifghlghno;dgb

by Julissa.. StyPayHorLikSon August 16, 2012

inflection deflection

when someone, in an effort to seem like they care, pronounces your name differently every time you see each other to deflect from the fact you have nothing to talk about or are too busy to remember anything about this person

Frank: "Benjamin (BEN juh men), what's new?"
Benjamin: "Well I'm getting married in a month."
Frank: "NO WAY MAN! CONGRATULATIONS!"

- 1 month later -

Frank: "So Benjamin (ben juh MEN), how's life?"
Benjamin: "Great. I got married Saturday."
Frank: "NO WAY MAN! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!"
Benjamin: "I did and your inflection deflection isn't helping."

by I'mTotallyNotDave October 13, 2010

Erection Affection

The maximum love of someone/thing to where an erection may occur.

I have an erection affection over tacos

by SquirrelPower January 8, 2009

Harry Styles - One Direction

Harry Styles, 17 (2011) from Cheshire is probably the hottest boy you would ever see anywhere in your life along with Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne and Louis Tomlinson. He's in a band called one direction and they're the best band to ever go on x factor.

Girl: Do you know Harry Styles - One Direction?
Fangirl: YES OMG HE'S SO HOT

by mrs styles November 23, 2011