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common law daughter in-law 

My son's girl friend with whom he has three children

Ur daughter a thotter 

Way more hurtful than ur mom gay and ur daddy lesbian this phrase can destroy all but not quite as mean as ur granny tranny
Henry: ur mom gay
Gregory: ur daddy lesbian
Henry: Ur daughter a thotter
Gregory: H E C C *dies*

Ur daughter a slaughter

The single phrase that ends all of humanity, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister,ur son a nun, are minuscule to this
1:Ur mom gay
2: Ur dad lesbian
1: Well, ur granny tranny
2:no u
1: Ur grandpap trap
2:Ur sister a mister
1: shut up
2:Ur brother a mother
1:Ur son a nun
2:Don’t make me
1:U won’t, no balls
2: Ur daughter a slaughter
1: *Instantly vanishes then burns in hell and a black hole appears destroying the universe*

Thot Daughter Daddy 

A very attractive father of a very attractive thot.
"Did you see that Thot. And her Thot Daughter Daddy?"

"Yeah he's a total DILF"

Wetter than the farmers daughter on church day 

When some where’s really wet and soggy...
Cause the farmers daughter is always wet on church day
Bro1:Dude did you see outside

Bro2:yah it’s wetter than the farmers daughter on church day out there.

I'm Never Having a Daughter 

The phrase typically said by boys/men who have deep-rooted fears of never being able to properly parent a child, much less a child of the opposite gender due to insecurities with their upbringing.

These boys/men generally shrivel at the phenomenon of women expressing their level of comfort with their sexuality. They can often be found listening to hard rap and complaining to their squad about their difficulties finding a sexual partner.
Jake: "Bro, you see these hoes? I'm never having a daughter."
Connor: "Oh, so you have mommy issues?"