cooked crack

the very tasty baked apple pies from mcdonalds

hey man, lets roll to mickey d's and buy some cooked crack.

by kimbo_slice July 6, 2007

cook

to slander someones physical attributes in a profound or abbrupt manner

yo irby im bout to cook ya lil ugly ass boy u look like jabba the hut

by that nigga D October 20, 2008

cooked

Someone who is awfully tired and needs to get some sleep. Often caused by excessive drinking and partying.

You're cooked, go home and go to bed.

by Hu Jia September 17, 2004

David Cook

American Idol winner, season 7, David Cook is now a recording artist on the RCA label. Full name David Roland Cook. He was born in Blue Springs Missouri on December 20th of 1982. Albums include 'Analog Heart' released in 2006 and a self titled album released in 2008.
Sidenote: David is related to R&B artist Alicia Keys
( real name Alicia Augello Cook )

me: Do you know who David Cook is?
my friend: Yeah, he was on American Idol, right?
me: Yep

by AliciaFanClub March 30, 2011

let's cook

Phrase use by Walter White in the show "Breaking Bad".

Walt: "Jesse, let's cook!"

Jesse: "Yeah bitch!"

by Let's Get Schwifty October 22, 2013

Cook Craig

Cook Craig, better known as cookiedawg69, is the 3rd guitarist of King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard. He's a man of many things; transitioning from dilf to cute teenage loverboy and then to lumberjack man all in 2017, growing a mean beard, being the subject of mass simping from gizzard fans worldwide, and more. He has a solo project, Pipe-Eye, which is like The Kinks took acid and had an orgy with Tame Impala, the B-52's, and the Talking Heads.

dude 1: "Cook Craig is a future dilf if I ever seen one"
dude 2: "wdym future dilf? he already is one!"

by bullant_owu January 11, 2021

cornhole cooker

one who cooks the cornhole, a.k.a. heats up the ring of calamari on your asshole

that gay dude is a total cornhole cooker

by Paul Howarth January 26, 2009