Soggy Cushion

Take a bunch of ecstasy, lather up in essential oils, and hump on the couch for hours.

"How was your Labor Day, Bob?"
"Martha and I went to a rave then came home and did the Soggy Cushion all night."

"Boy, that Soggy Cushion is heavy on the wallet. Have you seen our dry cleaning bills lately??"

by Dolly Fartin September 18, 2023

Cover the cushions

When nature, by way of a chilling breeze or sudden rainfall, makes you realize your genitals are exposed.

Brrrr...I've gotta cover the cushions!

by Rod Peters November 4, 2025

Cushion squish

When you take a shit under someone(s) couch cushions.

Person1: I heard thomas snuck into bryants house and gave him a cushion squish
Person2: Prolly took him a month to get rid of the smell

by BearEggs December 1, 2018

whoppee cushion

When there is an awkward moment, the words 'whoppee cushion' are muttered in the silence.

Was talking about Nathalie's party and then realised Emily wasn't invited and she was standing right there.. total whoppee cushion.

by geepc January 7, 2011

Mud Cushion

Noun or Verb: The act of defecating one’s pants while sitting on another person’s lap.

“Woah Abbie totally mud cushioned while sitting on my lap!” -Billy

by Lady of Poop December 30, 2024

Poopy Cushion

When you shit in your roommates pillowcase.

My roommate sucks, so I gave him a poopy cushion.

by Jimmysensei May 23, 2018

Smushin cushion

Ones butt, preferably a large one.

"Hey Man, that chick has a massive smushin cushion".

by Smushin Cushion God October 19, 2021