Curtain Call

Performing cunnilingus (oral sex on a female). Licking the beef curtains or veal drapes.

Fav: Bad news dude.
Dolan: Eh, what?
Fav: Mr. Barclay walked in while I was performing a curtain call on Sarah last nite.
Dolan: I thought you said he was taking his wife out for dinner?!
Fav: He was, only once they ordered he realized he forgot his wallet at home. In he comes while his daughter's legs are over her head and I have a face full of fish flaps. Needless to say, Sarah is grounded and I am 86'ed.
Dolan: No quim for you, one year !

by Fav April 11, 2008

Curtain Stones

When you're on your period and your flaps ache and feel heavy.

Has anyone got a pain killer? I've got the worst Curtain Stones.

by MissyBBQ November 22, 2011

Shower Curtain

The act of running the shower to mask the sound of a shit.

It was taco night, and Amy had friends over, so when she paid a trip to the restroom she used a shower curtain.

by Nopolitician November 17, 2013

Nob Curtain

A large overhanging belly, found out on fat guys that is so large it actually covers up the nob.

"Jeez, he was so fat i couldn't see his nob for his nob curtain."
As an insult to friends: "Mate, look at the size of your nob curtain"
"Chris Moyles has got a massive nob curtain"

by twinkypie September 23, 2009

Cut The Curtains

A phrase used to tell someone off who is a major drama queen. Used to symbolize the drama queen up on a stage acting out and you cut the curtains and pull him/her back into reality. Similar Sayings are: Cut the crap; You're so full of shit; Shut up already i don't wanna hear about your fucking cat any more.

Girl #1: I can't believe Brian left me for that tramp, I thought we loved each other so much!
Girl #2: Cut the curtains girl number 1, you cheated on him first. Why do you have to be such a Drama Queen.

by Caine's World August 21, 2008

curtain crust

When the outer part of a girls vagina, the curtain hiding the good stuff, becomes crusty after drying up from being wet and not showering.

I couldn't eat it man, she had curtain crust!

by Conenna April 9, 2015

Curly Curtains

The graphical representation of a line integral, where a set of parametric equations define a curve that is displaced on to a 2 input 1 output multivariable function. The area underneath this curve is representative of a curly curtain.

Damn dude, I thought curly curtains were pubes not some damn calculus shit.

by fargo9077 April 27, 2017