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Squished Cumburger

The girl poops on the males pillow. then the male ejaculates. making the cumburger. then the female pushes the males face into it resembeling a bun.
That boy cheated on me so i gave him a squished cumburger
by hottiieee July 3, 2008
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dirty cummer

Someone who is careless with their ejaculate. Usually getting it everywhere, and not cleaning it up.
"yea guys, I'm a dirty cummer. I just throw it on my wall when I'm done"
by Tally225 May 24, 2017
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Cum Cumbler

When a man is so desperate to cum on or in you at any time, even if your family member just passed away he just wants to be a cum cumbler and cum. He has no heart, his heart is in his cock.
"Oh my god, my cat just died I was crying but he wanted to cum all over me being a cum cumbler."
by MichelleISaB0SS June 5, 2020
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Naiynuh Cummer

A best friend is a person who is able to engage in chaos, be the glue, there through thick and thin, a listener, a mood lifter, a gossiper, constructive criticism giver and a supporter. In the text, Martiy'cel’s life as a dumbass, it is evident through her strong nature that Naiynuh Cummer is one of the biggest reasons for Martiy'cel’s success and happiness. Cummer plays a large role in determining Martiy'cel’s everyday decisions and motives, and together they are a powerful duo, one needing the other to thrive. The author, God, utilises the techniques of sugar, spice, and everything nice, to reinforce the salubrious bond between these two characters. Arguably, the relationship between these two is the primary reason for this shows success, amongst the dynamic of their friend group, Martiy'cel’s sociopathy, Cybthia’s therapist nature, Behat’nu’s theft dilemma, Naiynuh’s kinkiness and Karthik’s accurate portrayal of the cancer zodiac sign. However, without the character Naiynuh in this text, the entire novel would be complete and utter chaos; and not the good kind. Through her INFP personality, coupled with her Libra origins, Naiynuh Cummer is the ultimate best friend, glue and mediator archetype of this friend group, and it is clear that none of the above mentioned deserves her.
Friend 1: Is that Naiynuh Cummer?

Friend 2: Yeah! Look how hot she is!
Friend 3: I would bang.
Friend 4: Have you also heard she is an amazing friend?
Friend 2: The whole package.
Naiynuh: What r u guys talking about?
Behat'nu (friend 3): nothing 😏
by NAIYNUH HATER October 6, 2020
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Cumberella

Something used to shield a girl/guy from getting a load of seaman landing on their face/body!
"Wtf bitch, Don't be using my sheets as a cumberella!"
by RobDJ July 23, 2009
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Clumbersome

A mix of clumsy and cumbersome. Some know it all at work made it up, thinking he was smart when he said...
I could barely pick up that box. I feel so clumbersome.
by Hot Kitty August 25, 2007
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Camber

The alignment angel of a wheel on a car. The angel from the top of the wheel to the bottom. If you have negative camber the top of the wheel is in (towards the car) If you have positive the bottom of the wheel is towards the car.
Yo! I just lowered my Civic check out the camber, because im a moron and don't know how to get my car aligned.
by Brandon/SATAN January 21, 2004
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