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Ted Cruz syndrome 

Temporary abandonment of constituents; increased hatred of American troops; Head permanently stuck up Trump’s ass; retweeting Russian propaganda; moral deficiency; looking like Fidel Castro but much much more of a beta cuck.
Wow, Trump called that man’s wife ugly AF and the man thanked him by giving him a rim job. He totally has Ted Cruz syndrome.
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justine cruz 

The cutest, most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She has a personality that will always put a smile on your face.
Oh look there's justine cruz, wow, she looks stunning today!
justine cruz by Jzkeezy November 14, 2016

Juan Cruz 

He is a nice person. He always try to help the people and he is very good at it. And he is REALLY BEAUTIFUL
I am going to be person. I am going to become a Juan Cruz
Juan Cruz by Blascowach September 15, 2017

Soma Cruz 

That good spirit in ultimate that u can get by enhancing dracula or something like that. btw aria of sorrow i s the best Castlevania game.
person: Why Soma Cruz is not in smash
person but gay: Cuz we have 2 Castlevania characters already.
me: Damn Simon and Richter are nothing compare to Soma or Alucard.
ad: Have u ever had cancer and depression at the same time. Well i have a soultion for u. T A K E A S H I T
Soma Cruz by *Peeing with a boner* January 22, 2019
The zodiac killer
Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer #trump2016
Ted cruz by Doyoulikeanimefam? June 22, 2016

UC Santa Cruz 

A 4 year university located at the top of a hill looking over Monterey Bay. UCSC is known for 420, or April 20th of every year, a day dedicated to smoking weed in a field with thousands of people to light enormous blunts and get high. UCSC is also known for its hippie-loving, liberal, feminist, and stoner stereotypes.

The UC Santa Cruz mascot is a banana slug, chosen for its "docile and peaceful" nature. It basically embodies Santa Cruz's laid-back vibe and works perfectly as a very non-intimidating mascot since Santa Cruz has no sports teams to boast about. School pride is lacking since most of the school's population is too busy taking bong rips and eating munchies anyways.

The school's campus itself is considered one of the most beautiful campuses in the US. The entire campus is a redwood forest. You'll do a lot of walking on the UCSC campus because the buses are always late and take too long anyways.

UC Santa Cruz is often said to have a very quiet nightlife and weekend parties merely consist of smoking weed. If you're a stoner, that's probably true. For the 21+, Motiv and the Red Room become common bar stops. And house parties happen every weekend, its just about finding them since they’re DL because of the 10 PM city curfew.

Overall an often underrated, funky college campus with good things to see and people to meet for an open-minded college student.
Joe Shmoe: "Its 420@ Let's head over to UC Santa Cruz!"
UC Santa Cruz by vchristina July 13, 2011